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bag salmon

An airline passenger moving in the opposite direction of deplaning passengers to retrieve baggage from an overhead space.
Upon deplaning in Chicago, Bob said to his friend Heather, “Why don’t the bag salmon just wait for the airplane to clear out a bit before going after their bags toward the rear?”
by LobsterKiller55 November 29, 2014
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dorito bag

sexual intercourse using a dorito bag in lieu of a condom
"I didn't have any rubbers, I had to dorito bag that ho."
by Mister Miguel the 3rd October 9, 2013
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Tri-bag

(noun): contraction of two entities: “Triathlon” and “douche-bag”. A tri-bag is a human being, male or female, who defines their existence based on the next triathlon or training for a triathlon they will undertake. Tri-bags typically struggle maintaining relationships with other human beings unless they are tri-baggers as well. Hence tri-bags tend to hang out together and compare notes on their “strokes”, “breathing”, and which model of Subaru they will purchase next. Tri-bags are usually fairly easy to spot and identify. Sometimes they are confused with “cross-bags”, their cross-fit counterparts.

Some signs of a tri-bag:

1) Within the first 3 sentences of a conversation they mention that they have or will participate in a triathlon.
2) Ironman logo is prominently tattooed on their one of their calves (it doesn't have to be on the calf but this seems to be the preferred location – look here first)
3) They drive a Subaru (this is probably a 20% chance of being a tri-bag)
4) They drive a Subaru with a “26.2” sticker in the rear window (~74% chance now)
5) They drive a Subaru with a bike racks and a “70.3” or a “140.6” (99% chance – only reason this is not 100% chance is that the person driving the car could be the disgruntled spouse or emotionally neglected teenage child using vehicle).
6) They drive any other vehicle with “70.3” or a “140.6” (>90% chance)

7) Their bicycle cost more than the GDP of Ireland.
I went to John’s party last night. I couldn’t find a place to park; Subarus were ubiquitous in the surrounding area. Once I got inside, it was full of tri-bags taking baby-sips of craft beer and comparing “strokes.”

or
I really wanted to take up swimming but I could got too annoyed with all the tri-bags at the pool so I became a cross-bag instead.
by tgrbld April 5, 2015
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bag jacking

the act of stealing Halloween candy from children while they are trick-or-treating.

Origin: SNL Weekend update Oct. 15, 2011. Rap star Drake and SNL member Jay Pharoah pose as "Teens Dressed as Werewolves" and do a rap song about 'bag jacking'
Me and my friends tried to go bag jacking this Halloween, but all of the kids went out with their parents.
by Yuehan85 October 16, 2011
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kernel bag

When you take a massive shit and some corn sticks to the back of your balls.
Damn, I ate a shit load of corn; I hope I don't get kernel bag.
mugGet the kernel bagmug.

snoot bag

Use of cellophane as a compartment to snort hopes, dreams, and drugs.
Pull that snoot bag of those marbs.
by moosedoode April 3, 2015
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Gift Bagging

Tea bagging your mate on their birthday, anniversary or Christmas when they weren't expecting to receive such a wonderful surprise.
Gary woke up his girlfriend on Christmas morn by gift bagging her.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016
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