You look happier than a drunk man on a Saturday

This means that you are carefree and jolly.

Damn, Daniel, that amusement park made you look happier than a drunk man on a Saturday!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 December 21, 2025

You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

by Fireguy47 April 27, 2021

The thing that decides what happens to you when you die

It canonically comes here when it feels like it, it only forgives you once, and you can't tell that it's him... And not ME Hym bit HIM him.... And not "Hyman" either... That fucking jackass...

Hym "Real cute but try not to do that to the thing that decides what happens to you when you die... Because you will die and blackness forever is going to be the best case scenario for some of you..."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Pic or it did not happen

A sentence used for when hayden says something with out proof

Hayden: Tim told me not to get bit by a werewold when hes the only one whos ever been infected he even got infected twice
Jeremiah: pic or it did not happen

by Shield599 April 21, 2023

touch me again and see what happen

they finna beat your ass and they warning you

person 1: *hits person2*
person 2 *touch me again and see what happen*

by shooth1 July 20, 2024

It's just going to keep happening 😭

The death of freedom

Not Hym "It's just going to keep happening 😭"

Hym "Why would it not?"

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

I won't let it happen Jordan

You are the reason Chris Benoit killed his whole family. This is EXACTLY why that happened. Not directly.... Well... MAYBE directly but, at the very least, peripherally.

Hym "I won't let it happen Jordan. As soon as I break what delusion these idiots suffer from it'll turn and when it does there will no one to defend you. As soon as these idiots realize that defending you is consenting to this and is soon as this realize that the Self-Immolation doesn't work... They'll turn to me... And that's when the corpses will start to pile up. The families will call for your head. I'll make sure they get your daughter because she's complicit too. So, no. A new condition has been added. If he (Jordan Peterson) isn't in a cage or dead, I don't care what you give me. Your kids will die. The moment has passed. Him and his daughter. Save your kids folks. Don't let them die so a charlatan can play aristocrat."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024