Handruff

The state in which your hands are excessively dry and skin peels off, similar to dandruff.

"Man, put some lotion on you have total handruff."

by AriaK January 5, 2010

handcrafted

An item that you pay twice the price for. A creative marketing phrase to add value to something that may or may not be the same as a non handcrafted item.

"Hey man, our check is over a hundred dollars!" "Yeah that's because Jane keeps drinking those fucking handcrafted Grey Goose and cranberry's!"

by bocacburt June 5, 2014

left handed braille

The language most people resort to when inebriated beyond the point of bodilly control.

Mike: What did Jonno say jus then?

Geoff: Dunno. The pisshead is speaking left handed braille.

by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 3, 2010

rusty coat hanger

an extreme insult basically telling the person that their existence is completely meaningless and should have ended before it started in the form of home abortion with the assistance of a rusty coat hanger.

Man, your mom should have rusty coat hangered your ass!

by faulkyoutoo March 7, 2005

Handed

that act of beating some one or some thing
see the Owned

I handed that bitch in street fighter!

by Da Tuma January 20, 2009

Boehme Handed

When you are using your roomates computer to watch porn and beat off, and your roomate walks in and catches you with your meat in your hands.

GUY1: Jeremy walked into his room last night and kyle was using his laptop to jerk off.
GUY2: Oh man Kyle got caught Boehme Handed

by poop monster August 30, 2006

Swayze Hanger

When one attaches an effigy or figurine of actor Patrick Swayze to their penis. The result is being able to channel the prowess of the widely popular and internationally known sex symbol that is, Patrick Swayze.

Dont worry, I'll be sure to get a date with her. I'm wearing my Swayze Hanger.

by Lord_Dormammu October 10, 2006