Similar to a standard skull-fucking, with a delightful twist. The difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your ass into her forehead. Her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.

Our typical skull-fucking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.

It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.

concord grape handler by Wicked Ways March 15, 2010

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Peel Me a Grape

To waste someone's time doing something that doesn't mean anything.

Patrick: "I went ahead and made some tea to go with dinner."
Jamie: "Sweet or unsweet?"
Patrick: "Unsweet."
Jamie: "What am I, a Yankee? I ain't drinking that shit! Peel me a grape!"

Peel Me a Grape by Dragonspisces July 24, 2018

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Love grape

Hemeroid- the wall of your bowel , when squeezed to hard may dangle from ass.

Boyfriend; OMG wtf is that coming out of your ass!
Girlfriend; its a love grape you douche:L
Boyfriend; well i aint going down there love!

Love grape by melissa king March 7, 2009

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traffic grape jam

when you are stuck in traffic and the cars in front of and behind you are purple

God this highway sucks. This is the worst traffic grape jam ever. I want a sandwich.

traffic grape jam by trigger mikes March 30, 2010

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