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Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo

Simply dirty jokes along with many other puns on similar words that seem harmless at first but turned in quite a different way ... Another popular one that has gotten around is : Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook? ...
You will need to use your dirty mind to figure out the true meaning to these.
Mike: Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo

Abby: get lost mike ... before I mace you ...

Mike: well how about you come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook?

Abby: ew mike your such a pervert
by MaT5892 July 27, 2009
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Andover Goggles

Since there is such a small selection of hot girls at Phillips Academy, boys at PA have come to wear Andover Goggles. Andover Goggles lower the standard on average by 3.0186. Pennies seem like nickels, and nickels seem like dimes.
Chad: "Damn bro that chick is ugly"
*puts on andover goggles*
"WOW SHES HOT!"

Winston: "That girl is a 5 in real life but with andover goggles she's a 9."
by Dr. Hagler September 27, 2010
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Google Baiting

To Google bait is to tempt Google's suggestion bar feature by typing in a random phrase and seeing what it advises you to finish the phrase with and search for. It is a proven cure for boredom, as there is a high frequency of crazy-ass shit showing up.
Jimmy: Yo, what you doin', homeboy?

Johnny: Yo, I'm Google baiting. I'm so bored, I been doin' this shit all afternoon. I typed in "Is George Bush" and google suggested "Jewish?" and "a reptilian?". I nearly died LOLing.

Jimmy: Yo, that's so silly, dude. I mean, everyone knows that Dubya's a reptile, right?
by noah91 November 16, 2009
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Googlebator

n. person who ego surfs Google for their own name; form of mental masturbation involving search engines.
"Only his search engine knew his dirty secret: he was a habitual Googlebator".
by Chandrasutra December 12, 2003
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Chewonki Goggles

1) The state of being so packed with intellectual spirit, one's choice in mates becomes skewed.
2) See Beer Goggles
I can't believe its not Willard! Must be these gosh dang Chewonki Goggles
by supremecourtier March 9, 2005
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wikipedia rule of google

Anytime you google anything one of the first 10 hits will always be the wikipedia article about it.
I typed 'google' into google and the 3rd hit was the article on google at wikipedia, thus demonstrating the wikipedia rule of google.
by rustyshackleford November 2, 2007
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