ghost wood

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.

Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"

by Squeakee July 19, 2009

Ghost Fan

when you or someone else is a really big fan of someone or something, but you don't show it and/or you don't support object of interest that much

girl one---omg, Young Jinsu's comin to ATL! wanna come to the concert with me, u love Young Jinsu

girl two---no thanks. i've already downloaded all his myspace songs. why go to the concert?

girl one---u are the biggest ghost fan i know

by http//splashsos.blogspot.com June 9, 2009

Ghost Rudder

The combination of the dutch rudder and the stranger.

Roommate waking up, "Dude my hands asleep."
Other Roommate, "Sweet I'll give you a ghost rudder to start the day off."

by Smith Shark March 31, 2009

the ghost in the machine

An ambiguous phrase to describe illogical or unexpected computational behavior that may or may not be caused by some level of sentience be it maintained within the system or at the PEBKAC layer.

Sally couldn't explain why her computer would not work, then as soon as she called IT the machine started working again. IT blamed it on the ghost in the machine

by midstoveilan November 18, 2013

Ghost Run

Created by two guys from East Brunswick in 1987, it is an unofficial tour of the creepiest places in central New Jersey where evil happenings occurred. It is always conducted late at night when the supernatural and followers of the occult are most active. Usually conducted in a large vehicle with six or more passengers. Alcohol is often consumed along the way. The tour guides themselves often set up traps and tricks to freak out their passengers/victims.

After the game on Friday we all climbed into Rod's truck and went on a Ghost Run through Helmetta and Port Street.

by NJ Historian January 29, 2015

Ghost in a jar

The result of farting into a jar and closing its lid tight. Makes a horrible gift.

After that bean burrito, I think I could make one helluva ghost in a jar

by chibisatan September 5, 2016

ghost bogey

When it feels like you have a bogey in your nose, but you don't.

Guy one: Oh damn! Man, I thought i had a bogey just then!
Guy two: Chill out Carl, it was only a ghost bogey!

by swagsha January 13, 2016