fapple

When one faps so hard that their penis resembles an apple as a result of the bruising and swelling...

Oh shit dude, I've got such a fapple right now.

by xemness June 24, 2010

flappage

the same as a 'badly-packed kebab'

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

away fapping video

A video where you masturbate that you make for someone when you are away from them.

Like if your boyfriend wants a video of you masturbating if your on a business trip of you go up to visit your parents.

-Boyfriend- Hey babe, can you make me a "wink wink" video so I can feel better while you're away?
- Girlfriend- you mean an away fapping video???
-boyfriend- Yes, yes I do.
-Girlfiend- ok fine, I wil email it to you before I go to sleep.
-Boyfriend= Fuck yeah seaking

by Ghostroses July 30, 2009

Caramel frappuccino

When you cum in a woman's anus, shake her up, then insert a straw into her anus and drink it straight out. If desired, you can put whip cream on it.

I gave this girl a caramel frappuccino last night, and that bitch gave me extra caramel! I think I have E. coli or something now.

by Loc Tran April 11, 2008

The Fappening

On September 31st, 2014, several Hollywood actresses' nude photos were put on 4chan's /b/ board. The ensuing amount of material made for a great Labor Day weekend.

Where were you when The Fappening happened?

by Neuromanticore September 1, 2014

mocca frappechino

when you assume the doggy position on a girl, grab her starbucks latte off the dresser, sip, spit and go to work on that ass.

"I gave her, a mocca frappechino."
HARHAR * LOL * LAUGHTER

by The Naked Guy January 15, 2008

Frapplestack

The feeling that something is crawling on you until you touch it.

After spotting the cobwebs on my ceiling I swear a frapplestack of spiders was on me.

by Cerrinos September 15, 2011