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foreskin

a useless piece of flesh. One who exhibits no real value as a human being, yet is often full of himself. Everyone could live without this annoying person.
JP adds little to our department. He only gets in the way, irritates everyone, and is contrary to everyone else's input. JP is such a foreskin!
by JMSMD February 18, 2006
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Garrison Forest School

Garrison Forest School is a college prep school located in Owings Mills Maryland. The definition of a Garrison girl is non-excistant. The diversity in the school makes it impossible to label any one stereotype. The closest attapmt so far is this however: a Garrison girl is one that is studious, athletic, and an all round curtious person.
Garrison Forest School boasts excellent academics in all fields. With brilliant English, Language, Mathmatics, Science, Art, Computer, and History departments, the school is well prepared to point these girls in the right direction for success. Garrison keeps the girls occupied on the weekend with the always entertaining weekend activities provided by the teachers, and the students. Most of the inspiration for these activities come the many clubs that call Garrison their home. So with your new found knowledge of the Garrison Forest School, i hope you use it well, and have a nice day. Thank you.
"so what are you guys planning to do this lovely frieday night?"
"I'm probably gonna go home and finish my calculus homework."
"...what?"
by ksn July 24, 2008
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forest dweller

a woman who engages in sexual acts with another woman.
Vanessa is a forest dweller. She lives in Adrianne's forest and only comes up for fresh air.
by Adrianne Obscenities March 5, 2009
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Forest Dump

Noun. Term used to describe a filthy individual who partakes in the act of the excretion of fecal matter in a copse or bush
by Pauline prescot September 16, 2006
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Foreskin Cookie

Like a fortune cookie, but made from a dehydrated foreskin instead of a cookie. Some studies indicate that as many as one in 30 fortune cookies may not be a cookie at all but actually just a crusty foreskin. Fortune cookie manufacturers are able to sneak this fact past consumers as many people fail to percieve any difference between a foreskin and a cookie. However, many culinary connoisseurs swear by the foreskin cookie, hailing it as superior to the common fortune cookie. Foreskin cookies are even a delicacy in many Asian cultures. According to ancient Chinese legend, the fortunes found in foreskin cookies combine to form a secret prophecy from Confucius himself.
I got Chinese take-out last night and it came with a foreskin cookie. It was exquisite.
by myno April 5, 2015
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forest segal

One of the best wrestling journalists of all time. Multiple award winner for wrestling coverage and the man who always seems to know what's happening with wrestling before it airs. The most trusted source for wrestling news bar none.
Forest Segal has correctly predicted every WWE PPV since Wrestlemania XXX
by Joey Numbers TN April 17, 2016
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i forest

secret sexual intentions. 'i would do that' shortened to 'i would'... would or wood and wood = forest... 'i forest'
"WOW!!!! wat an ass"
"i forest"
by harry tracey December 27, 2007
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