a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.
jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up
jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up
geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food
by wafflewomen October 28, 2019
Get the food commentatormug. I can't get tacos out of my mind. I've got a food hard-on.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.
by Roundthebend November 29, 2014
Get the food hard-onmug. "I'm a slut for chili."
"You can see he's a food slut."
"I'm not promiscuous, but I'd be a slut for pizza."
"You can see he's a food slut."
"I'm not promiscuous, but I'd be a slut for pizza."
by Choco_late December 19, 2018
Get the Food slutmug. The state of being while eating something so good (or long-anticipated) that one loses some or all awareness of what is around him or her. Talking diminishes to a minimum, and this may also be accompanied by a tremor-like shaking in the legs. One experiencing a food trance tends to eat quickly, so as not to lose the pleasing taste of the food being consumed.
by Iamsogood October 24, 2011
Get the Food Trancemug. by FIREJACKER August 27, 2012
Get the food lovemug. by Okgamerbro9001 September 30, 2020
Get the Food fanmug. Food shark:
An annoying (usually thin), food obsessed person who frequents picnics, parties and events for the sole purpose of sharking around the food table, monitoring every calorie other guests plate making them feel like fat, inept, sea cows.
Addendum: usually these people or their offspring are lactose, gluten, nut or fun intolerant. Usually hail from the East or West coast of the continental U.S., respectively.
An annoying (usually thin), food obsessed person who frequents picnics, parties and events for the sole purpose of sharking around the food table, monitoring every calorie other guests plate making them feel like fat, inept, sea cows.
Addendum: usually these people or their offspring are lactose, gluten, nut or fun intolerant. Usually hail from the East or West coast of the continental U.S., respectively.
by Hazeybear December 31, 2015
Get the Food Sharkmug.