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Neighboring 

Neighboring, by definition is to annoy, harass and/or sabotage unliked neighbors in your neighborhood.

Usually best to strike anonymously to avoid law enforcement. This can include: Switching lawn furniture between yards to initiate war, ripping down clothes from clothes lines (preferably underwear) and throwing it into other yards, tipping lawn furniture into pools (where applicable), stealing decorations, smashing lights, deflating car tires, keying cars, breaking fences, relocating outdoor pet into other yard, stealing lawnmowers, jamming air conditioners, stomping on roofs at 3am, ringing doorbells, egging & TPing.

Works best when sabotaging two neighbors instead of the one you dislike and yourself.
"Yesterday while Neighboring, I broke into their garage and took a shit on the hood of their car."
Neighboring by Darkour Master March 5, 2010
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Neighboring 

What you do with the hot neighbor across the street when the husband or wife is away/gone/out of picture or just at work. You are not dating, in a relationship, or any other defined word other than neighboring. It is a hush hush thing where you sneak in and out after the kids are asleep to avoid a scandal on your block. No public displays of affection are allowed, otherwise it would not easily stay with in the confines of the word neighboring. What happens behind closed doors, stays behind closed doors. No matter what she tells her twin sister/brother or what he or she wants to call it, it is just neighboring and that is that. Every other weekend when the kids are with the baby daddy/baby mama they can have little adventures such as a weekend trip to Miami but that STILL doesn't change anything. You are still just neighbors in a different geological location. Neighboring specifically refers to the process of this behavior. It is possible to be involved with neighboring more than one neighbor or several of those in the neighborhood if you all continue to call each other neighbors. If you want to get cute you can call each other Nei Nei and that will be another word to define here in the Urban Dictionary.
I am going out to Walmart to do some neighboring with my Nei Nei, we might spend a little time in the changing room, then come back to the house and "Watch a Movie."
Neighboring by Nei-Nei April 4, 2013

Hey Neighboring 

This describes the act of choosing a urinal right next to someone else who is taking a piss, instead of all the other unused urinals that aren't next to the one in use.
Dude you have got to stop hey Neighboring everyone in the toilet it's getting weird.

Jason likes to hey neighbor at the urinal
Hey Neighboring by Gidon Grey June 27, 2025

neighbourino 

(n.) pronounced, "\nā-bər'ē-nō\"
This is how one can say the word, "neighbour"; Ned Flanders on the US TV program, "The Simpsons" usually says it when addressing a neighbour.
Hi-dee-ho neighbourino!
neighbourino by Telephony August 2, 2014

Neighbornet 

What you get when you connect to your neighbor's wireless (or wired, for that matter) internet, with or without his or her knowledge.
Didja hear? Johnny connected his wireless ethernet card to his neighbor's wireless network, and now he's got neighbornet!
Neighbornet by nubluva December 31, 2006

Neighborino 

What stupid Flanders calls you when he's saying hello.
Ned: Hi-dilly-ho, neighborino! Homers: Buzz off! Ned: Okily Dokily!
Neighborino by Dark Lord Cthulhu October 16, 2014

neighbourino 

The term used by Ned Flannders to call Homer Simpson in The Simpsons.
"Hi-did-lio neighbourino!"
neighbourino by Will3424 April 20, 2010