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Definitions by Iamsogood

Thermostat Battle 

The intense, although very sneaky, altercation where two or more inhabitants of the same living space continually adjust the thermostat to their respective preferred temperatures, without the knowledge of the other person(s).
I set my thermostat to 65 degrees last night, and now it's at 80! My roommate must be declaring a thermostat battle!
Thermostat Battle by Iamsogood April 24, 2014
I couldn't see the midget because of his lowth.
Lowth by Iamsogood December 12, 2012

Theocratician 

A person who believes that his or her country's government is a theocracy, even though it is clearly not.
My born-again-Christian roommate is a theocratician. He believes that being gay should be illegal because his religion tells him not to agree with it.
Theocratician by Iamsogood August 8, 2012

Food Trance 

The state of being while eating something so good (or long-anticipated) that one loses some or all awareness of what is around him or her. Talking diminishes to a minimum, and this may also be accompanied by a tremor-like shaking in the legs. One experiencing a food trance tends to eat quickly, so as not to lose the pleasing taste of the food being consumed.
"Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. That steak put me in a food trance."
Food Trance by Iamsogood October 24, 2011