fasnerfis

The little (or large) ball of lint fluff which collects in a persons belly button

Man you could knit a sweater with that much fasnerfis!

by moose May 5, 2004

False Alignment

To leave a big gap in front of your car so that you're right next to the car in the lane next to you. Typically, it's a technique used to admire another car, its occupants or both.

"I pulled a false alignment so I could check out the hottie in the convertible."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

false growth

The increase in earnings per share that comes against a firm acquires another firm with a P/E ratio lower than its original price-earnings ratio.
And this phenomenon is solely because of the merge. The stock price does not matter.

When a corporation merges a comparatively small company with a lower P/E ratio,there wil be a false growth in the corporation's earnings per share.

by BarryPotter September 23, 2008

fassah

An SBD that quietly but quickly permeates a large room. It sounds like very slowly opening a new coke bottle.

Last year, when Jimmy took the newly designed SAT, he decided he would protest the Slimy Atrocious Test by eating lots of pinto bean burritos right before the test, and sabotaging the test room with a fassah every 5 minutes. Alas, the scores on that Saturday's SAT in that testing room where all below 1500 total. Jimmy was elated, but Alphonso Humphry who needed a 2100 to get into USC was less than pleased."

by Adel7 September 15, 2007

false-er

someone who frequently tells lies

taixa is a false-er, she is so dishonest.

I am not a false-er, my nickname is honest abe

by isandkay October 15, 2007

falsetograph

A photograph one sends to his/her online chat buddy, that is NOT really his/her photo, usually taken from a magazine or is the photo of an attractive friend, or something. Done by pedophiles, highly unattractive people, & people that have other reasons to lie.

- Shit man, I told you my chat buddy xLoveAngelMusicBabyx69, she fuckin' hot! See, here's her photo
- WTF esse, don't you watch E!?? Apparently, it's a falsetograph. That's tennis player Anna Kournikova, the wife of Enrique Iglesias, brah!
- .........................well maybe my chat buddy is Anna Kournikova!!
- ...yyyyyyeaaaaaaaah..I wouldn't bet my life on it.

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

falseity

the opposite of being false

Dave: his laptop is a windows one. of course it hates christmas
Spencer: at least it's still better than mac
Charlie: i believe that statement is an absolute falseity

by goosedork December 13, 2009