facetiolism

Definition of facetiolism:
When someone just can't stop being a smart-ass or facetious, beyond just sarcastic, to the point they become obnoxious.

"That jerk seems to have a serious case of obsessive, compulsive facetiolism. Maybe someone should suggest that he attend a Smart-ass Anonymous meeting to get help!"

by LawB May 7, 2016

facetiolism

When someone just cannot stop being a smart ass or facetious, beyond just sarcastic, to the point of being obnoxious.

That jerk seems to have a serious case of obsessive compulsive facetiolism.

by MRWig October 9, 2016

fact .vs. fiction

A dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding

How can Hilary Clinton the candidate, NOT Hilary Clinton the private citizen, understand what fact .vs. fiction is , if she doesn't understand that she is corrupt on a subconscious level?

by Sexydimma June 1, 2016

fact .vs. fiction

(A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person, maybe a lawyer by trade, become so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth even in their own speech

asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater; its absolutely meaningless because the goldfish wouldn't be able to understand my question and Hilary Clinton wouldn't know how to stop lying.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2016

FaceTime hangover

When you pull a all nighter with someone on FaceTime

Me and garret had a FaceTime hangover last night

by FaZe_hillary November 24, 2016

Facist

often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a

dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition
this info is from the sit Merriam-Webster

In ww2 the germans were facists, so you can say

"The Germans used to be such facists"

by JabbaTheTrump January 1, 2017

fact porn

The contemporary phenomenon of people requiring news agency to publish any single detail about an incident immediately without any further investigation. For example, this can be observed after a supposed terrorist attack.

There is currently a lot of fact porn on news site X about incident Y.

by dog's beast March 22, 2017