evan purser

An absolutely dummy thicc dude with an undeniable power. Men tremble at the sound of his name, while women’s panties around the world are soaked.

Thanos fears him, no ones power can even come close to matching his.

The only one even worthy of saying his name is none other than that of Gabriel Luckerman.

“Did you see Evan Purser today?”
“Yeah… I’m gonna need a change of panties.”

by Batman_Official November 22, 2021

fool's errand

special task for the uninformed new worker to a job

Get me the keys to the sea chest
Get me some prop wash
I need some relative bearing grease
Hand me a left handed spanner wrench
I'm gonna need a horse ladder
Me thinks me need a flannel hammer
I'm gonna need a rubber hammer for glass nails

by Kevin April 11, 2005

Evan

a majorly hot player. and epic douche who will tell a girl anything, just to get in her pants.

Girl 1: hes a man slut
Girl 2: thats evan for you

by ihatered October 2, 2011

Evan

Evan a fucking faggot listens to irrelevant songs and is irrelevant like him self shows his dick pics to boys and sucks Justin Bieber’s cock all day. Says nigger when he is white tries to act like a hood man when he’s a waste man 🤣🤣

Look he’s Evan

by TTv_nigger May 12, 2019

Evan

To complusivly lie about something unnecessary.

"did you hear that?"
yeah, such an evan

by yeah yeah yeah 3597832495 February 16, 2009

Evanescence

Undoubtedly the best smelling odor to ever come off a person. Particularly from the origin word 'Evan'. Evans natural musk or scent the attracts the right people. This escence often found skewed after athletic activity and perseration

The Evanescence was filling the room as Evan walks by.

by waka waka waka woo April 18, 2011

Evan

Quite simply put, the epitome of awkward. He has a strange egg shaped head, talks a great deal about cars, his dogs, and how many shots he takes when he drinks. Its possible that he has reached his twenties and never had coitus, let alone have a serious relationship with a girl. In large social situations, he often spends time with a look confusion painted upon his egg shaped face and keeps to himself, only entering the conversation when the topic of cars arises. It is quite likely that he suffers from small dick syndrome, but remember girls, its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.

Have you seen Evan lately?

Yes. That boy was so awkward I would rather sit through a 2 hour detailed conversation on the likes and dislikes of my parents sexual preferences then sit next to him again.

It was that bad?

I went into the situation with my highest expectation of the night being ok. My expectations were sadly low, and I was still disappointed. He was so disinterested I am beginning to think he just likes boys.

by Jetta Hater July 5, 2010