Purser 

/PURsur/

Verb
1. To agree, typically during some form of gathering, to meet a group of friends at a given place, drive part of the way there, and then bail at the last possible second when no one is looking.

2. To say you are coming to an event, and then to simply not show up. No explanation may be provided.

"I don't think I feel like going out, I'll just Purser these fools."
"That bastard just Pursered us!"
"Now that was a proper Purser!"

Purser by Perry Bird March 19, 2014

Purser 

one who takes every condiment, jellies , napkins ,creamers or bread items left on table from resturants or as guests at in your home. Usually concealed in a purse or other large carry bag.

My mother in law is a purser she took all the sugar packets, butter and jelly from the resturant this morning.

I was pursed by my mother in law when she visited me and took all 200 of my sugar packets

Purser by purser victim November 21, 2010

evan purser

An absolutely dummy thicc dude with an undeniable power. Men tremble at the sound of his name, while women’s panties around the world are soaked.

Thanos fears him, no ones power can even come close to matching his.

The only one even worthy of saying his name is none other than that of Gabriel Luckerman.

“Did you see Evan Purser today?”
“Yeah… I’m gonna need a change of panties.”

evan purser by Batman_Official November 22, 2021

Joshua purser 

Big sexy ginger

Takes ur girlfriend when ever

Flex's on u with his peen

Oh shit its josh we gotta dip
Or

Oh dam bro should’ve told me ur joshua purser and u have a GameCube lets play mario

Joshua purser by Meat beater April 29, 2019

Keeley purser 

A gorgeous blonde, blue eyed girl who everybody loves and she can take ur man if she wants to she’s also a mega one direction Stan ‼️
She is fabulous and the most funniest person ever (even funnier than Russel Howard).
She is also very successful so u should add her on Tiktok - keeleygrace.xox

Person 1 :Oh shit it’s Keeley purser

Person 2 : yeah she’s gorgeous and funnier than Russel Howard

Keeley purser by Keeley purser June 30, 2020

Cameron Purser 

A college-aged boy that insists on drumming on anything and everything including his girlfriend. Often made fun of by friends majoring in engineering because of his major of Air Traffic Control.

Duuuuur, can't let that dot hit that dot.

Cameron Purser by Meleth Lin January 11, 2005

Cameron Purser 

A pencil case stealing bitch.

Eddie: *steals Shivaan’s pencil case*
Shivaan: You’re such a Cameron Purser! >:(

nasAAAALLL SPRAY

Cameron Purser by Gayraffe February 28, 2019