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everythimg

everythimg is a mistype of everything
me:i fucking hate everythimg!!
you: haha you misspelt everything idiot
by GattoDev November 27, 2024
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everything you know is wrong

"what song do we listen to?"
"idk probably everything you know is wrong"
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Everything Hole

Yo Jason you tryna see what this everything hole is about son!
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The sociological observation that modern society, thanks to the internet shattering mass media monoculture, has fragmented into countless competing tribes, fanbases, and ideological subcultures that all operate with cult-like dynamics. It's not that actual high-control groups with abusive leaders have multiplied, but that the psychological architecture of cults—fervent belief, "us vs. them" identity, devotion to a leader or ideology, and the conviction that the mainstream is fundamentally broken—has become the default mode for online fandoms, political movements, brand loyalists, and wellness communities. The theory argues we've gone back to a pre-20th century norm where culture is just "a bunch of cults stacked on top of each other".
*Example: "Explaining the Everything Is A Cult Now Theory to my dad, I said, 'You had three TV channels and called it culture. We have 8 million micro-communities on niche apps. Your Star Trek fan club was a dorky hobby; our 'Stanny' Twitter circle that analyzes every Swift lyric for secret messages and attacks anyone who criticizes her is a full-blown digital congregation. Same human wiring for belonging, just a different prophet and a worse holy text.'"*
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
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Everything-but-the-bagel

A play on the infamous Trader Joe’s seasoning, that indicates that one’s sexual encounter included all bases/acts EXCEPT for sexual intercourse.
“Hey, Helen! How far did you go with Chuck?”
“We did everything-but-the-bagel, because I vowed to save myself for marriage
by MichiganGirl67 March 22, 2026
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everwhore

a person who is unreasonably obsessed with Taylor Swift's album, "evermore"
Person 1: What's your favorite Taylor Swift album/era?
Person 2: I'm an everwhore.
by sssserotoninnnnn March 6, 2025
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everything

what we are.
we are everything (other things are non-existant)
by we are everything 2898 April 12, 2025
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