Edward Cullen

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Hardcore kid: "He's gayer than Edward Cullen."
Fangirl: "Eek!"

by kaelynm June 1, 2009

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A character from Twilight. And ,no, he wasn't bitten by Carlisle. He was first a young boy named Cedric Diggory who wandered off like a stupid boy around a graveyard and got shot by Lord Voldy. What you people didn't realize was that Michael Jackson found him and bit him. He then sent 'edward' to the little family he created(which no one knows of) and brainwashed him into thinking that Carlisle brought him back to 'life'. Cedric changed his name to Edward Cullen and then he met Bella. Cho wasn't too happy about that (and if you guys were paying attention, you would've seen Cho in the back of Bella in every scene with a knife-also the reason why 'edwards' eyes are so big all the time. So there you have it people! THE TRUE 'EDWARD' :)

Cedric: I realize I never really thanked you properly for tipping me off about those dragons.

Harry: Forget about it. I'm sure you would've done the same for me.

Cedric: Exactly. You know the Prefects' bathroom on the fifth floor?...

Edward: I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me. I won’t come back. I won’t put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be as if I’d never existed.

by Tory K. April 30, 2009

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