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Dry Dream 

Dry dream (in males)--
A sexually arousing dream that is either: not sufficient enough to cause a wet dream; or, is interrupted before a wet dream can take place. This normally results in embarrassing and uncomfortable "stiffness" throughout the day. Discomfort causes, in many cases, awkward strides while walking.

A gloomy, unfulfilled, attitude is normal for those who experience a dry dream.
(Ben walks into the room limping)

Frank: Dude, are you okay?

Ben: (Sigh) Yeah I'm fine--

Frank: Then why are you limping?

Ben: (Sigh) It's embarrassing--I had a dry dream last night.

Frank: Oh man! That really sucks. You should probably go take care of that.

(Ben sighs and exits the room. . . poor Ben. . .)
Dry Dream by Rain Frog August 24, 2009
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dreamcreep 

When someone you know irl shows up in your dreams. Usually you want this person to fuck your brains out.
I haven’t had sex in months, of course I let Karl dreamcreep on me. For fuck’s sake I don’t even remember what sex is like. I’ll take anything I can get.
dreamcreep by Sickomonster December 28, 2020
Word of the Day on January 30, 2021
A silly little Minecraft youtuber who has the worst fanbase known to mankind, they depict fanfics of underage individuals (TommyInnit) and will rip the skull out of anyone who dares insult their guru.

However, Dream himself is a nice fellow who likes playing Minecraft with his buds.
Guy 1: Y'know, Dream's ok but I'm not a fan of him

Guy 2 (Dream Stan): *proceeds to violently rip the skull and some of the spine out of Guy 1's head.*
Dream by hmmmMMMMM boy October 27, 2020

Dream SMP 

Dream SMP, also known as; Minecraft Dream Survival Multiplayer is to be described to be a mass gathering of virgins.
Person A: Yo Person B, have you seen those people over there?
Person B: Yeah, it's just a Dream SMP meetup or something.
Person A: Why do they all look the same?
Person B: It's a Dream SMP thing.
Dream SMP by Paul McMahon March 15, 2021

Dreamsexual

A bunch of idiots who made a sexuality about a minecraft youtuber
Hey did you see Ava came out as dreamsexual

What a idiot
Dreamsexual by Ibukimiodaswife November 16, 2021

wtf dream 

A dream that's so out there that when you wake up, the first thing you think of is "WTF?!?"
Person A: "I had a wtf dream last night! I somehow walked out of my house and the Titanic was in my backyard sailing across!"

Person B: "WTF?!?"
wtf dream by Ras-Man March 28, 2009

Kansas City wet dream 

The act of eating bbq for lunch and spend the rest of the day drinking and watching sports.
Dave - "How was your weekend?"

Matt - "Great... Had a Kansas City wet dream on Saturday."
Kansas City wet dream by mjm76 April 1, 2011