double dick touch

A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.

Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.

Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.

by Jack de wack June 12, 2008

double down

to engage in risky behavior, especially when one is already in a dangerous situation.

This figurative usage as appearing in the Oxford English Dictionary is a meaningful explanation of “double down” other than the ubiquitous “to double the wager in exchange for only one additional card in Blackjack gambit” in every online dictionary.

Don’t try to double down the exposures of your retirement money in aggressive investments

It is the time to double down on the commitment of solar energy, rather than to scale back

HP is going to double down on Palm’s webOS

by vanderpol August 5, 2010

double bag it

To use two condoms at once.

John paused and remarked, "I bet she's got a cabbage patch snatch, you'd better double bag it."

by mihailoff February 20, 2005

double ended dildo

A dildo that has two ends used for simultaneous sexual pleasure. Can be used for both vaginal or anal penetration. Used between 2 vaginas, 2 asses and 1 vagina and 1 ass.

Sex is the best between two girls with a double ended dildo. Otherwise, its not complete or fair.

by HornySexLover October 25, 2007

Mrs Doubtfire

Way of refering to a situation where one has made two separate appointments with different people, usually at the same place and at the same time.

"I just realized I have an important business dinner AND a hot date tonight. I'm going to have to pull a major Mrs Doubtfire."

by Peruvian Ninja November 26, 2005

doublebass

The double bass is one of the most versatile instruments i know of. Classical and jazz, plucked or bowed, It sounds great and is the foundation of any orchestra or group.

Listen to the heavy sound from the doublebass!

by patrick wilder December 21, 2004

double barreled slingshot

Humorous reference to a brassiere.

Damn, Frank shagged some fat chick from the party. He almost got away with it, but his folks found her double barreled slingshot under the couch.

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005