Dipped Pretzel

A threat so deadly, that it cannot actually be described. It is just a terrible act nobody would ever want to happen to them.

Eric: "Wahhhh I can't get my computer to work properly!"
Jacob: "If you don't shut up I'll give you a dipped pretzel..."

by GrandmaPax February 1, 2015

dipped

adjective; synonymous with cool and hip

Your style is really dipped, bro.
You so dipped.
Not dipped man, not dipped.

by kbboydster March 5, 2014

get dipped

When your girl allows you to get into her pants. *wink wink*

My boyfriend, Chip, he's gonna get dipped tonight.

by TBHM June 29, 2017

doppelgangster

a fan of the second full length album by Seattle based post-hardcore band The Fall of Troy.

Random fan: Dude, this is the coolest shit I've ever heard in my life.
Random fan 2: God damn, you're such a doppelgangster.

by Nate Miller June 2, 2008

doppelwanger

All Asians are doppelwangers since they all look alike and they are all named Wang.

All those Asians look alike to me.Any one is a doppelwanger of another.

by wolfbait51 November 16, 2011

dropped a Sushi

When your house cat both shits and pisses in your bed, purely out of revenge or defiance. Occasionally compounded, if the act in question takes place during the owner's absence, and the waste is subsequently left to ferment for an extended period of time. Named appropriately after the infamous feline "Sushi Bum-Bum". Third-Dan black belt, in the art of Turd Dropping.

"My cat dropped a Sushi SO badly, I had to wash the sheet three times!"

by D. Gould November 4, 2006

Doppelbanger

Who you blame when caught cheating on your spouse/significant other.

Honey, I'd never cheat on you. It must have been my doppelbanger.

by smithering27 July 27, 2010