Typical illegal immigrant i.e. gets money for no work. All though this type of illegal immigrant somehow manages to do it without being a burden to society instead they burden the unfortunate good people of their company by blagging their way to the top and then using their rather un-deserved power to gain things like….. I don’t know……Golf days, shopping vouchers, endless nights out and , oh yer, let us not forget entire houses!!!!
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
Get the sales director mug.A status of any sort directed at someone without mentioning names so that everyone else can see it. This often leads to rebuffed attempts of sympathy from anyone not involved.
John posts a status: thanks a lot, you've completely ruined everything.
Jane comments on his status: what's up?
John replies: never mind
Jenny comments in the status: this is an indirectly direct status!
Jane comments on his status: what's up?
John replies: never mind
Jenny comments in the status: this is an indirectly direct status!
by Ophooo September 17, 2013
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exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.
go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $
by Sexydimma February 1, 2020
Get the go directly, monopoly style mug.1. Someone who has a real taste in music.
2. A straight person.
3. A girl who is the opposite of a One Direction fan by listening to punk or emo.
2. A straight person.
3. A girl who is the opposite of a One Direction fan by listening to punk or emo.
Girl: One Direction is the best band ever!
One Direction Hater: Fuck you bitch! One Direction sucks ass! You have no real taste in music!
One Direction Hater: Fuck you bitch! One Direction sucks ass! You have no real taste in music!
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by scooby! January 19, 2008
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You know the morning after the night before when you wake up and your head is pounding, your mouth is like a camel's ass and your stomach is doing loops. If you haven't been sick the night before you are now and looking at food makes you wanna puke all over the place. You can't believe that this foul painful feeling could simply be caused by a few innocent sweet drinks so convinced you are dying you go on nhs direct.
After typing your symptoms into the search engine it will come out with an illness that matches but isn't a hangover. Perfect. Now you can tell everyone this is what is wrong with you making you the victim not the perpetrator and meaning you don't have to go to work and worry for 8 hours about if you are going to vomit on a customer.
Also good for finding illnesses to excuse feeling generally rubbish that will get you out of work/college.
You know the morning after the night before when you wake up and your head is pounding, your mouth is like a camel's ass and your stomach is doing loops. If you haven't been sick the night before you are now and looking at food makes you wanna puke all over the place. You can't believe that this foul painful feeling could simply be caused by a few innocent sweet drinks so convinced you are dying you go on nhs direct.
After typing your symptoms into the search engine it will come out with an illness that matches but isn't a hangover. Perfect. Now you can tell everyone this is what is wrong with you making you the victim not the perpetrator and meaning you don't have to go to work and worry for 8 hours about if you are going to vomit on a customer.
Also good for finding illnesses to excuse feeling generally rubbish that will get you out of work/college.
*weak feeble voice* Sorry Boss, I won't be in today I have Gastroenteritis. It's like food poisoning but it's a bug, I'll be off a couple of days. I spoke to NHS Direct and they recommended complete bedrest Sorry. You heard I was in L2 last night, yeh I went out for one quick one but I felt so rough I went home early. Yeh I know it sucks, see you in 4 days time.
by Ro-ro December 12, 2008
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