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A Vaginal Choke-Slam

Is where a 21st century woman takes what she wants and locks some clueless guy down into the marriage-baby-house trifecta in under 2 years. Fast work lady!
"Brian totally got a vaginal choke-slammed and we never see him anymore!"
by Jacky P May 5, 2014
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choke

excellent, high quality or highly desirable...when referring to anything from contraband to rare native plant species to skilled surfers and windsurfers

I hear it used more often on Hawaiian Islands
He shreds. He plays choke licks and riffs. or (holding a blunt) This is choke!
by Dirtt April 9, 2006
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choke on it

when someone tells you to do something and you imagine shoving a big cock in their mouth as a response (whether you be a man or a women or something else)
One of my employees was always late to work, always doing poor quality work and came and demanded a raise. Since I cant tell him directly, I used sign language to tell him to "choke on it" imagining gagging him with my dick as he struggled to connect his useless brain to his disabled mouth.
by Nick Sokolnikov April 15, 2021
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chile choker

A racial term for a person of Latin or Mexican origin that has pissed you off.
Do you know I had to wait in line for a whole hour to get my WIC check because of those damn chile chokers ? !!!
by Bellos July 19, 2006
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Choke Sandwich

It is any sandwich without any condiments, which causes the feeling that you have food stuck in your throat.
Yo bro why are you drinking so much soda with your sandwich?

I did not put mayo, oil, and vinegar on it and I feel like I am choking.

Your broke ass always making a Choke Sandwich since your girl left you.
by Mt. Everst July 2, 2006
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choke job

when a woman is giving fellatio, the man makes the woman "choke" on his member.
Damn man, I knew I was big, but I didn't think I'd be able to give Cindy Wallace a choke job!
by jon rucini November 10, 2007
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Choke Artist

The Boston Redsox have to be the biggest choke artist in the 21 century after their performance against the Yankees
by daveoooooo September 23, 2012
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