Jordan conners

Jordan has a really small dick and he loves to smoke weed but he stinks and he has a gross and small dick

Jordan conners has a small duck

by Jacob is cool October 23, 2019

reilly conner

Fat beer bellied hag. Usually confused about gender and sexuality. Also crushing on Adrian. Worse than guakes B.O.

Reilly Conner makes me class smelly.

by Poonga master November 10, 2019

eva conner

World class dumbass

Person 1: Eva Conner is sooooo pretty
Person 2: I know right I wish I could be her

by Devaracegonner March 23, 2020

Local Conner aka (LC)

The perfect white boy, who exhibits no signs of racism, homophobia, sexism, or any negative traits and is generally attractive. Basically unproblematic and overall lovable.

Ugh, I need to get myself a Local Conner aka (LC) to simp for.

by Sanaia August 7, 2021

Clark Conner Hanks

The sexiest man in the multiverse.

Oh did hear about Clark Conner Hanks. Dude is a stud.

by [e-mail] September 8, 2021

Doorway chonker

A cat who sits in awkward places.

I couldn't get into my house because my cat was being a doorway chonker

by VeeBEAN September 28, 2021

Hekkin CHONKER

A very hekkin big boi

He's a Hekkin CHONKER

by Orangewater4902 January 26, 2022