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Child Molestisity

Adj.) A scale from 1 to 100 based off of how much of a child molester the person looks like/is and how young the child molestee is.
Ew! The child molestisity is off the charts!
by ZoBo0mAf0o August 8, 2017
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convenient child

A child young enough to be deemed "cute" by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly Instagram. They are a means of getting more 'likes' on your photos.
Friend: "You looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend."
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"
by Slayer96 August 23, 2017
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beer child

The bloadted round belly heavy beer drinkers get resembling a pregnancy , usually after about four pints into a session. Particularly a problem for alcoholic male to female transsexuals who want to pass as female without looking like they are with child.
Mary: "That lady looks heavily pregnant"
Rupert: "No, it's a tranny with a beer child"
by Loopydave September 1, 2018
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Child Support

Something the government keeps forgeting to make unabusable.
Nolan: "I truly hate how easily child support can be abused. It's like legalized misandry. If you're a man, not losing your virginity still does not guarantee safety from this because paternity fraud exists. It is mind-blowing how the government is still ignoring this problem."

Leo: "Bullshit like this is why I'm not planning on getting any bitches, and why I'm avoiding areas where I'm likely to be forced to have sex with a woman."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022
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Child Diddler

That priest is a child diddler, he diddled that young boy
by CHUKUWUEMEKA March 8, 2022
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Child Molestor

A sick fuck that likes to have sex with little kids!

All rapist and molestors should burn in hell and get their head chopped off haha.
Nick: Hey Sally! Wanna okay a quick game in my room?

Sally: Sure! What’s it’s about?

Nick: well… it has simple rules. All you have to do is keep you’re clothes off ;)

Sally: Uhm… okay :)

As you can see Nick is a fucking Child Molestor <3
by hajjagain? January 29, 2022
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needs-child

Stop behaving like a needs-child
by M February 9, 2004
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