Adj.) A scale from 1 to 100 based off of how much of a child molester the person looks like/is and how young the child molestee is.
Ew! The child molestisity is off the charts!
by ZoBo0mAf0o August 8, 2017
Get the Child Molestisity mug.A child young enough to be deemed "cute" by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly Instagram. They are a means of getting more 'likes' on your photos.
Friend: "You looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend."
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"
by Slayer96 August 23, 2017
Get the convenient child mug.The bloadted round belly heavy beer drinkers get resembling a pregnancy , usually after about four pints into a session. Particularly a problem for alcoholic male to female transsexuals who want to pass as female without looking like they are with child.
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Get the beer child mug.Nolan: "I truly hate how easily child support can be abused. It's like legalized misandry. If you're a man, not losing your virginity still does not guarantee safety from this because paternity fraud exists. It is mind-blowing how the government is still ignoring this problem."
Leo: "Bullshit like this is why I'm not planning on getting any bitches, and why I'm avoiding areas where I'm likely to be forced to have sex with a woman."
Leo: "Bullshit like this is why I'm not planning on getting any bitches, and why I'm avoiding areas where I'm likely to be forced to have sex with a woman."
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All rapist and molestors should burn in hell and get their head chopped off haha.
All rapist and molestors should burn in hell and get their head chopped off haha.
Nick: Hey Sally! Wanna okay a quick game in my room?
Sally: Sure! What’s it’s about?
Nick: well… it has simple rules. All you have to do is keep you’re clothes off ;)
Sally: Uhm… okay :)
As you can see Nick is a fucking Child Molestor <3
Sally: Sure! What’s it’s about?
Nick: well… it has simple rules. All you have to do is keep you’re clothes off ;)
Sally: Uhm… okay :)
As you can see Nick is a fucking Child Molestor <3
by hajjagain? January 29, 2022
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