A child young enough to be deemed "cute" by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly Instagram. They are a means of getting more 'likes' on your photos.
Friend: "You looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend."
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"
by Slayer96 August 23, 2017
A child that is only used at your disposal. A Convenient child are used by irresponsible parents that use you as pawn, pay cheque or when the parent wants to feel loved. A narcists offspring. It's the child that pays for the parents mistakes, they get the raw end of the deal. A convienient child is used for the parent/s
The mother only showed her convenient child affection when it's Child Allowance day, therefore before or after the day he is once invisible, again.
by Psychology matters August 23, 2017