ching chong ling long ting tong

Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.

1)
Ignorant UCLA Girl: "Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside."

2)
"Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."

Normal person: "Shut the fuck up, man. You're hella ignorant."

3)
Person #1: "Did you see that youtube video that UCLA chick posted ranting about Asians? According to her, all Asians say 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' when they speak."

Person #2: "Yeah I did! That girl is so ignorant. She obviously doesn't go to UCLA."

by heyybitchhh March 30, 2011

chingadeezy

the northern californa version of the spanish word chingadera.
chingadera and chingadeezy translate into "that fucking thing" in english.
anytime you refer to a fucking thing;call it a chingadeezy.

where did u get that chingadeezy?that is dope!

by northbay joey June 16, 2010

Chingala Bambaya

Valuptuous man boobs.

Its odd that he has perfect Chingala Bambaya's. He doesnt seem to work out that much. He must get that from genetics.

by Shabakuya July 8, 2012

Ching-Ming

1. Noun: derrogative term used for someone of Asian descent, often proceeding a racial slur

That Ching-Ming works at the strip club on Tuesday evenings after being replaced at the factory.

by happybirthday_ja_crocs August 2, 2016

chingess

thing, anything, something

what the hell is that chingess?

by cory December 4, 2004

Ching Chong

Racial slur to make fun of the chinese culture and language. Related: chink

I saw a chink walking around at the train station. Ching chong ching chong!

by sad chinese woman June 15, 2018

Ching Chang Chong

A herd of Asian Tourists. Normally found at famous world tourism sites

"Oi Billy! What's going on over there?!"
"Tim, it's just a Ching Chang Chong"
"Bwahahahahaha"

by Jawesome4 April 22, 2017