Carson morford

A cherry tomato shaped man who turns red when angry. He is also known for going to the gym and vaping to look cool in front of his gym friends

Man quit being a Carson morford

by Bobby_Tha_MC January 7, 2025

Ken Carson

Ken Carson is the sexiest man alive and the best rapper ever. I wanna suck his nipples and lick his chest and touch his amazing dreads. Ken Carson has the best songs ever and he's amazing, he's my daddy and fine shyt

"My favorite rapper is Ken Carson, he's so hot"
"Hey have you listened to the new Ken Carson album?"

by Kencarsonsnipples July 4, 2025

Carson London

Carson London is a person who will never leave you. He loves you for who you are. He’s funny. Kind, beautiful, and the best person you’ll ever meet. He’ll make sure you’re always safe and protect you from the bad parts of the world. He loves you more than anything and he’ll prove it. (Hi Carson <3)

Person 1: who’s the best person you’ve ever met
Person 2: Carson London, obviously…

by Ember.Rain September 11, 2025

Carson Steinhoff

When you wank one out in your buddies ear when he is sleeping and he wakes up the next morning with an ear infection.

Person 1: what where you doing in their?
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea

by Skankbos41 January 27, 2025

carson

a stupid short, ginger that loves to be a rude little bitch

i fucking hate carson

by carsonhater March 11, 2025

Carson

A girl with beautiful blonde hair and a smile to light up the world
Usually a bit aggressive
Squat form is horrid, but she makes up for it in other ways

Do you see her over there? That's a Carson

by Patty H November 22, 2021

Carson

Carson will break your heart. He will tell you he wants to be single but still toy you around just so he can feel better about breaking your heart. The end.

My heart is just shattered.
Was it because of Carson?

by yuhyuhyuhhbh November 23, 2021