He’s very smart you just wouldn’t expect him to be. He’s handsome and strong, a hard worker. When he loves he loves hard. He makes you his one and only and loves you unconditionally. Don’t take him for granted because he’s the best thing that’ll ever happen to you. He’s great with kids. He tries to please everyone and sometimes forgets about himself. He puts everyone else first. He’ll do anything to make the ones he loves happy. He’ll be a love you’ll never forget.
by Live.life January 6, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. A combination of the Streisand Effect, Mandella Effect and the Dunning-Krueger Effect all rolled into one. When a person is too dumb to admit defeat and they cope so hard it glitches the matrix. Named after the famous crash out of Billy Carson in 2024 which led to everyone making reaction streams to his insane doubling down and denial of reality.
"Dude take your L like a man and move on, you don't wanna invoke The Billy Carson Effect and make it worse."
by Enslaved by Truth December 13, 2024
Get the The Billy Carson Effectmug. Gangsta ass
Pimp ass nigga that makes a lot of money and will kick your mother in the teeth... Swear to god Carson will shoot at yo grandma house and kill yo mf cat... one time Carson was eating dis one bitch out an she farted an he literally shot dat Bitch in da asshole...
Pimp ass nigga that makes a lot of money and will kick your mother in the teeth... Swear to god Carson will shoot at yo grandma house and kill yo mf cat... one time Carson was eating dis one bitch out an she farted an he literally shot dat Bitch in da asshole...
Carson will fuck your bitch.
by Vaginaslayer6969 October 1, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. carsons a girl that's funny, sweet, pretty, and smart, and shes fucking adorable when she gets mad at me for making a "joke" flirt at her. I dunno how she loves me. she's slightly insecure but I wish she'd see she's beautiful. she's so lovely it's not even funny bro. she's a goofy tsundere and she keeps denying it, but she knows it's true. her sweet little mind knows no bounds to how she loves, yet she's too afraid to say it. well, I love you too caraon, and I want you to know that, sweetheart <3
by 8ightism March 20, 2023
Get the carsonmug. Carson is soulmates with a girl with dark brown eyes, dark hair, a cute smile, and a nice body. Carson is sweet and kind. He's probably a swimmer and enjoys thinking about his crush. He is very romantic and will plan picnic dates and shopping dates. He thinks you're perfect and hopes to marry you. However, he's a tad but confused and doesn't know to how to show his love. He is giving you mixed signs, but Carson loves you more than you will ever know.
(Her name typically starts with an A)
(Her name typically starts with an A)
by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021
Get the Carsonmug. A player!! If he has a girlfriend he will still talk to other girls behind her back. Loves the ladies for sure. They love him too, but find it sooo unattractive that he is so un loyal. That is why he can’t get as many girls. Very sexy tho, and athletic. Usually blonde, blue eyes, average height, and muscley! Has more to his personality that he does not give people a chance to get to know, because he already has a bad reputation for his player ways! Can be sweet at times tho and is a good friend to the boys!
Carson is a PLAYER
by hollaatme April 18, 2020
Get the Carsonmug. by actual fucking idiot November 28, 2019
Get the Carsonmug.