Stupid car

a 2002 lowered Subaru Forester with pimped wheels and under-lights.

Bacon's idea of a cool car is actually a stupid car.

by Blu Sniper May 11, 2015

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car blind

When someone can't tell the difference between a normal everyday car and a nicer, more expensive car just by looking

Friend: you like my car?
Me: ya it's cool
Friend: it's a GT-R...
Me: oh it's a nicer car!
Friend:you couldn't tell by looking
Me: sorry I'm car blind...

by xX_tigeress_Xx April 14, 2017

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Car-eer

What I fucking hear students say when they mention their future career in college. Because we all know that a lucrative career leads to us to talking about our new Cadillacs to each other, how much miles per gallon they get and what-fucking-ever.

Student: "I can't wait to finish college and get a job!"

Other Student: "Yeah! We'll open the garage doors to a lucrative CAR-eer!"

by Zroogz May 18, 2018

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Car sitting

When you sit in your car doing nothing but browsing through your phone and listening to music.

My boyfriend is always car sitting

by Sassy Sav July 04, 2019

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car piss

1.) n. the liquid your shitty car leaves behind
2.) v. the act of urination in an auto
3.) n. the urine from taking a car piss

"I better bring the car to the shop, I'm seeing a lot of car piss"

"Adam wouldn't stop the car so Sandy had a car piss"

"Here, throw out this bottle of car piss"

by LordFreezaBeeza September 18, 2014

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