if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

free booger

The act of giving a free blowjob to strangers.

Bob: Would you like a free booger?

Charles: Get away from me that is disgusting.

by goldenponyboy August 13, 2020

Gooch Booger

One who has a dried cum stain on their gooch.

Purple is such a Gooch Booger

by MrYogiBear November 27, 2022

bong booger

The resin that collects in your brain as a result of smoking excessive amounts of weed, causing cognitive congestion.

1st worker; What is up with the new guy, he seems like he's not getting it.
2nd worker; What that guy? His head is full of bong boogers!

by Bauxb July 9, 2016

Pussy booger

When you leave a booger in a vagina to see if she’s for the streets. If it’s gone the next time you have sex she gets around

example 1: I left a pussy booger in my gf it wasn’t there the next time we fucked. Turns out she’s been fucking her cousin

Example 2: My one night stand had a pussy booger in her. Shit got on my dick.

by Legendaryshopbesties December 9, 2021

nut booger

when you are eating snack mix and you sneeze and a nut comes out of your nose. you then attempt to eat said but again.

I'm eating a snack mix, and you know they have peanuts, and I sneezed and I was in the middle of eating a handful of nuts and one came out my nose. But here's the gross part I reate that nut booger. 😂😂😂"Heather Hamilton"

by taco..taco salad March 25, 2017

Nipple Booger

Also known as "titty cheese" or by its medical designation, "mammarial smegma", nipple boogers can originate from a variety of things, such as:
- dead skin clumped up on an unwashed areola
- curdled breast milk
- a crusty puss flake dislodged from an infected nipple piercing

Generally, nipple boogers are discovered when sucking on a big 'ol succulent titty.

"I was lickin my girl's nipple and a nipple booger flew into my mouth. I thought it was lint at first, but it was crunchy on the outside, and juicy in the middle. I immediately threw up."

by Shenaniganz13 December 20, 2021