if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Booger Sugar

That Stuff that looks like sugar that you snort

Ayo Let me get some booger sugar high ass nigga

by Trazon November 4, 2019

Sissy Booger

The queen booger not mommy booger is the best booger of them all

mommy booger: Im the best booger
baby booger: no its sissy booger!

by narrirator June 2, 2021

Cat Boogers

When the beat drops right as one performs an interesting action, causing forceful ejaculation, like that of a cat sneezing.

Cat Boogers: Yo, my boy Jack lost his shit when he bottle flipped right on that tasty beat drop. He just cat boogered... everywhere

by Straight Outta Compton January 23, 2021

Boogered

Damaged

The threads on the wheel studs were boogered and the lug nuts would not go on.

by LugNutChevy February 8, 2022

Joey The Booger

My brother Joey. He is a booger!

Look, It's Joey the Booger!

by ILoveBroadwayAndCats July 27, 2018

Booger Bat

Someone who is very unattractive

Boy you seen the Johnson Family, them some booger bats

by Floncon September 6, 2022