if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

booger money

Extra money collected and kept in a safe place that's there to "pick" whenever it's needed.

I always keep a stack of booger money in my underwear drawer.

by benny and the jets April 19, 2017

Booger Bump

The morning after doing cocaine and breathing in through your nose dumps the cocaine laced snot down your throat getting you high again.

No coffee, I just had my booger bump but thanks for offering!

by Ex Nihilo 333 February 26, 2022

booger salt

Coke.

Booger salt is coke.

by john stromboli September 7, 2020

the booger

put your hand into a 'west side' W by crossing your middle finger around the ring finger. Insert your hand into her vagina in a oscillating circle, moving it in and out like a rotary engine. As it causes a curve with two fingers, it naturally caresses the G spot, and while turning, it causes a sensation on the walls also. And its at then that you realize, your fingers are curved and it looks like Booger MacFarland's hand

i gave her the booger and she came like she never had before, gushing waterfalls

by elkenstein December 14, 2020

knee-boogers

1. knee scabs, especially ones which are beginning to hang loose

1. That guy's shorts are showing off some serious hairy knee-boogers

by nomadhacker November 5, 2019

road booger

Noun | Road Boo·ger | rōd ˈbo͝oɡər/

Chunks of built up muddy ice that may fall from the wheel well of a motorized vehicle on a warm winters day, often hazardous to other drivers.

Watch out for road boogers today, drivers!

by evanfeite January 27, 2017