blimp hangar

Noun. A person who spends the night at your place and doesn’t leave easily in the morning despite all the obvious signs

Help! I’ve got a stage 9 blimp hangar this morning!

by jjsmith02 June 4, 2019

Blinder

Slang used in the West Midlands of England to refer to describe someone dressed dapper. Possibly the origin of the name of the Birmingham street gang the Peaky Blinders.

Sam was looking like a right blinder at the pub last night

by Issan_Sumisu September 29, 2020

shootin blind

Peeing (for guys) in the dark while still standing up.

Dude, last night i got up at like 2 and had to shoot blind. I got piss everywhere.( shootin blind )

by me14 March 5, 2007

Cheeky blinder

When a man cums hard in your eye

"I came so hard in her eye, was a bit of a cheeky blinder"

by Mumof3 August 24, 2019

blinded

Going by the way something seems and not what's actually possible. Unable to see what is right in front of you because of pre-existing thoughts or ideas you may have. 2Pac used this word a lot.

Perhaps I was blind to the facts, stabbed in the back/
and in my mind I'm a blind man doin time/
we took a minus, and now the hard times are behind us, turned to a plus, now we stuck, livin blinded/ - 2Pac

by dudubrown November 4, 2006

God's Blind Spot

Any place that holds absolutely no redeeming qualities of any sort. Celebrated for its high concentration of homemade alcoholic beverages, monster truck rallies, spousal abuse and a thriving methamphetamine industry; God's Blind Spot is a dead zone which is easily identified by being filled to the brim with every form of degenerate, depraved and socially perverse individual ever created. God's Blind Spot can be found on any map, with names such as New Jersey, Alabama, or Missouri. Substitue the proper names for states with the term 'God's Blind Spot' freely.

Visit beautiful, scenic 'God's Blind Spot,' home of the St. Louis Cardinals, tractor pulls and the occasional race-related lynching.

by The Holmes September 7, 2005

Blind Gorilla

Before conjugal relations are begun between man and woman, male shaves off a portion or entire pubic hair region and sets aside until later. After completing the act and depositing semen on the female's face, pubic hairs are blown onto her jism covered face where they stick. The male then tosses the woman out of bed and yells "Blind Gorilla Biach!"

You know Betty... Yeah i gave her a mean blind gorilla last tuesday.

by Joshuamatic July 30, 2008