Japanese: boke) is the blur + American hottieslang
A term for a person who is aesthetically pleasing based on limited information, for which the imagination supplants the missing information. Information may be limited due to distance, lighting, or angle. Typically, the imagination is much more generous that nature, and the bokehhotties do not live up to the promise.
A term for a person who is aesthetically pleasing based on limited information, for which the imagination supplants the missing information. Information may be limited due to distance, lighting, or angle. Typically, the imagination is much more generous that nature, and the bokehhotties do not live up to the promise.
Hey man, look at all the beautiful women around here, like that one way over there and that girl walking away from us!
Don't get too excited, man. I've seen too many bokehhotties to trust my senses from here.
Don't get too excited, man. I've seen too many bokehhotties to trust my senses from here.
by Juan Moore Beer January 3, 2012
Get the Bokehhottie mug.The art of reverse-engineering the cost/utility justification and the accompanying self-deception for the purchase of expensive shiny toys, having already decided that you want them. Sex-linked largely male trait and applied to: cars, technogeekery and other stuff that more pragmatic other halves may raise an eyebrow or three at. See also, Itsabargain.
Spending huge sums on expensive German cars is Blokeonomics because, "they depreciate less than the others and last longer", when the difference in price would cover depreciation over several decades.
by Technomad November 12, 2012
Get the Blokeonomics mug.Similar to "bros before hoes" but to ensure all is well with the blokes before going out for a toke. Also includes going out for a toke without asking the blokes if they would care to join you.
Steve: Dude, where'd you go?
Mike: Out for a quick toke.
Steve: Why didn't you tell me first? Blokes before tokes!
Mike: Out for a quick toke.
Steve: Why didn't you tell me first? Blokes before tokes!
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Get the Bookedness mug.When someone's dick is unfuckable, as in bent or diseased. Particularly when surrounded by similar dicks.
Men sending me dick pics and it's broke dick mountain. I don't want to see that! I'm not your urologist!
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Get the broke skin mug.When the person who lights the joint and takes the first puff also finishes it off, it is known as a "bookend". If another person finishes it off but they did not light the doobie, it is called a "bookmark".
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