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Joe Biden won

The definition of a 'big fat lie.' Something that obviously can't be true, by saying 'Joe Biden won' you are essentially saying that 81 million Americans are mentally retarded.
Dumbocrat: Yay yay yip yip yahoo! Joe Biden won! All our problems are over! He's going to put our country back on track and make everything nice again! Yay! Orange man bad!
Smart person: calm down. You do know that he didn't really win right?
Dumbocrat: Oh whatever do you mean?
Smart person: Voter fraud, they rigged the election so they could use him as a puppet, there's no way 81 million people voted for that!
Dumbocrat: That's another lie! It's a lie I said! Another lie that Fox News and republicans are spreading! They wouldn't do that, the government wouldn't lie to us!
A year later...
Dumbocrat: People need to stop being so hard on Biden, he's doing the best he can and he's still a lot better than that orange asshole. I hope Trump dies!
Smart person: He didn't win the election fairly!
Dumbocrat: Stop spreading this lie! It has been proven false! CNN and all the mainstream media says it is false and they wouldn't lie to us! The only one spreading this false narrative is Fox News and they don't count as real news.
Smart person: Okay, then how come his approval rating is so low then if he is really the most popular president ever?
Dumbocrat: I...I um, well I don't know why, people just always want to complain, I I mean, that's such a lie, Joe Biden won!
Smart person: How come his own party doesn't want him to run again in 2024 then?
Dumbocrat: I don't...I um, I, ...stop watching Fox News! Fox News is the devil! Sean Hannity is evil! Orange man bad! Biden 2024!
by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
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Joe Biden

J-oyful
O-utstanding
E-legant

B-rainy
I-nclusive
D-edicated
E-ffective
N-eat
If you didn't vote for Joe Biden, I will find you and take you down.
by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021
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joe biden won

Trump's employee: *brings trump his 69th diet coke of the day* Uh sir Joe Biden won

Trump: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by cammc29 January 22, 2021
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Joe Biden

A zombie pretending to be a human. He has a corpse like appearance, gets aggressive occasionally, craves human flesh, and utters incoherent moans.
During the debate Joe Biden was sure groaning a lot!
by Spoodlebum October 30, 2020
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Settle for Biden

What smart people do
"I hate Trump so I've decided to settle for Biden this election"
by 4freakshow October 28, 2020
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Sleepy Joe Biden

"Sleepy Joe" What Americans call Creepy kid sniffer & Presidential Candidate Joe biden. "Sleepy Joe" got his name from being senile, low energy, and tiresome. This insult deprived from his campaign debates with U.S. president Donald J. Trump in which Sleepy Joe recieved his nickname from the President.
LGBTQ Ambassador of Unicorns: Atleast biden isn't racist💞✨

Republican: but Sleepy Joe Biden forgot he imprisoned hundrends of black people and helped Obama build cages for Aliens while vice president.

LGBTQ Ambassador of Unicorns: b-b- ORANGE MAN BAD!!!11
by ZapRowsdower2020 November 5, 2020
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Joe Biden

Not even a good president people just want trump out of office.
Joe Biden: I’m joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
by anonymous December 8, 2020
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