Men with Beards and Ponytails

normally a hippie, but some become history teachers with a large assortment of colorful ties.

hey did you see that teacher, hes one of the men with beards and ponytails he must teach history

by youjustwontknow May 3, 2010

Beard Fag

Hipster's who still somehow think that having a big disgusting beard makes them stylish or unique.

Look at that beard fag, he thinks it's 2002.

by Stephdog April 27, 2011

spunk beard

A lady (of sorts) that has had such a high intake of spunk that it no longer fits in her mouth and thus dribbles down her chin in a beard like fashion.

"Stop cumming in my mouth or i'll end up with a spunk beard"

by Paul Johnston August 14, 2006

beardneck

n. bɪərd nɛk Little endian form of the word neckbeard.

The network administrator at your local community college is most likely a beardneck.

by Nerdz4Lyfee August 25, 2013

beardporn

A beard so glorious that it is arrousing

Seth has some serious moist beardporn

by Highroller1950 December 21, 2014

summer beard

A beard that won't quite grow in all the way leaving sporadic patches of hair on your face and neck. Instead of all the hairs growing in some 'er here, some 'er there.

What's up with your scruff dude?
Just my summer beard, some 'er here, some 'er there.
Oh. Damn.

by themightyclamavenger February 8, 2010

Freelance Beard

Excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of Freelancer's not having any real need to shave.

Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.

You: Growing a beard?
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011