Bag and shag

A phrase usually meaning a person that has an atractive body but not face so you'd shag them but only with a bag over their head.

Have you seen Hattie, she's a bag and shag. Not so sure about her face but her body is hot. Put a bag over her head and I'd hit it anyday.

by overnunthousand October 14, 2010

bag of fuck

bag of fuck one who is a shitbag and a fucking piece of shit much more vulgar and offensive than calling someone a shitbag when calling someone a shitbag is not enough or just want do

my neighbor got pissed off and almost ran my cat over what a stupid bag of fuck

by littlejimmie May 29, 2019

Bag Dad

A true intelectual. Someone who brings pleasure to many by placing bags on their heads and banging it against other people. Bag Dad is a proper noun, meaning it must be capitalized to show respect. There are multiple ways to use Bag Dad

Infinitive: Bag Dad
1st person sing. & pl. : Bag Dad
2nd person (informal sing.): Dag Dadst
2nd person (Formal Sing. & Pl.): Bag Dad
3rd person : Bag Dad
Past Tense: Bag Dode
Past Participle: Bag Daden
Present Participle: Bagging Dad / Bag Dadding
Subjunctive: Bæg Dad

1) n. Someone who is being so intelligent that they must be praised for their greatness

2) n. The leader of a cult, religion, club, or group, who spreads wisdom and knowledge amongst the following

3) v. To bang a head against someone, with intense force, in order to coercively force a cult member to do something

Ex1: Bag Dad is one of the best people

Ex2: Tomorrow the meeting will be run by Bag Dad

Ex3: Shaniqua will have Bag Daden Tyler by Wednesday

Ex4: AHHH! STOP BAGGING DAD ME

by Shaniqua Mboniqua September 4, 2019

Bagged an Elephant

Discovering, mid-sexual encounter with a seemingly hot babe you picked up, that she's got a little more (sausage) tweenst the legs than you bargained for. However , you are past the point of no return and finish the job and nut purely for your own prurient interest.

Rogers itenerary to Thailand did not list "sex with a lady boy" however after a stop at the right bar at the wrong time, he bagged an elephant.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017

kernel bag

When you take a massive shit and some corn sticks to the back of your balls.

Damn, I ate a shit load of corn; I hope I don't get kernel bag.

by Frosty Dice 2 electric boogalo August 18, 2021

pussy-bagging

The act of placing of a woman's vagina on a persons forehead. ( opposite of teabagging)

I was pussy-bagging my fuck buddy, because he wouldn't eat me out.

by riva_nita_for_shiva March 22, 2011

snoot bag

Use of cellophane as a compartment to snort hopes, dreams, and drugs.

Pull that snoot bag of those marbs.

by moosedoode April 3, 2015