Bagged an Elephant

Discovering, mid-sexual encounter with a seemingly hot babe you picked up, that she's got a little more (sausage) tweenst the legs than you bargained for. However , you are past the point of no return and finish the job and nut purely for your own prurient interest.

Rogers itenerary to Thailand did not list "sex with a lady boy" however after a stop at the right bar at the wrong time, he bagged an elephant.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017

Bag and shag

A phrase usually meaning a person that has an atractive body but not face so you'd shag them but only with a bag over their head.

Have you seen Hattie, she's a bag and shag. Not so sure about her face but her body is hot. Put a bag over her head and I'd hit it anyday.

by overnunthousand October 14, 2010

Gift Bagging

Tea bagging your mate on their birthday, anniversary or Christmas when they weren't expecting to receive such a wonderful surprise.

Gary woke up his girlfriend on Christmas morn by gift bagging her.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016

Wet Bagging

The act of breast feeding yourself

I walked in on Emily FURIOUSLY wet bagging herself.

by Charles_w September 5, 2015

bag of hangers

a girl thats so thin her bones are pushing through her skin like a plastic bag stuffed with hangers.

i knew kim was skinny but seeing her naked was like looking at a bag of hangers.

by all for nothing April 18, 2008

kernel bag

When you take a massive shit and some corn sticks to the back of your balls.

Damn, I ate a shit load of corn; I hope I don't get kernel bag.

by Frosty Dice 2 electric boogalo August 18, 2021

pussy-bagging

The act of placing of a woman's vagina on a persons forehead. ( opposite of teabagging)

I was pussy-bagging my fuck buddy, because he wouldn't eat me out.

by riva_nita_for_shiva March 22, 2011