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Ashercel

An overall chud loser that switches up on their friends to please women
:Bro I can’t believe Adam told Jane everything we said

:yeah he’s such an ashercel
by pimpinator227 October 1, 2025
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Daniel Asherov Syndrome

Dan-yell Ass-her-ov Sin-drum
Noun, German and Russian decent

1.) Daniel Asherov Syndrome is a disease where an impotent, cuckold male praises a fake alpha male during the mating ritual. During this satanic process, the “alpha” will lie on top of the beta male’s mate for a total of 25 grueling minutes. Although the event is very lackluster, those with Daniel Asherov Syndrome will claim that the event is the greatest act they have ever witnessed, and it will undeniably result in biracial childbirth.
Conor: Yo, dawg. Why does Daniel Asherov’s baby look like Daniel Cormier?

Cody: He’s got Daniel Asherov Syndrome.
by JungleBookFan January 31, 2021
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ashcrack

A name given to someone who loves FLINT! o0olala!
by Ykcab June 18, 2003
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acherper

mister, homie, sir, sire, ma'am, madam, suh, dude
Hey Acherper Franz!
Hey Acherper guys!
Excuse me, acherper, but I reckon you owe me five shillings.
Acherper Lloyd, give me an A!
by AcherperCrispy January 11, 2009
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Ascertciates

n. uh-sert-see-eyts; ə-surt-sēē-āts

A portmanteau of associates degree and certification, reflecting those who have skipped college and instead achieved certifications. Also reflects an increase in employment requirements for certifications that either replace or supplement a degree.
John: How did you get this job? Did you have the experience or did you get a CS degree?
Jane: I skipped college and got my Cisco ascertciates.

John: What degree did you need for this job?
Jane: I needed more than just my bachelors, because those assclowns in HR insisted I get my Linux ascertciates!
by Retard Yoke June 5, 2013
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arsheri

She's fun to be around , out spoken , has a big heart ,very beautiful and doesn't take mess from other people .
by Giovanni golden June 18, 2018
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adheritative

The ability with which a surface can retain an object that is intended to stick to it.
We should order five stickers as a small test rather than nine thousand - the surface of those bins is finely textured and may compromise the adheritative qualities
by seekerofcake August 24, 2017
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