Thick as Pig Shit

A person who is unteachable. Wouldn't be able to learn if it saved their life.

Girl: (after having a fit and insulting a guy): Learn to appreciate girls and then maybe we can try again.
Guy: If you think I will ever try again with you, you're as thick as pig shit.

Donald Trump is as thick as pig shit.

Thick as Pig Shit by DarthKieduss September 28, 2018

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti 

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti is how you would describe a hamster who does not like to eat its spaghetti (this is very bad) in this very rare case you should subscribe to pewdiepie or your hamster might drown in its own sweat

oh my gosh you have such a spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti it must be so ghastly!

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti by pleasesub2pewdiepie February 16, 2019

dumb as a stick horse 

stupid, unbeleivibly so

robby, stop sucking face and run, your as dumb as a stick horse

dumb as a stick horse by Mc lovein January 8, 2008

B.A.S.T.s 

B.ig A.ss S.aggy T.itties

Cheynea tried to lure Sam in by exposing her B.A.S.T.s.

B.A.S.T.s by Big Bruthva January 26, 2010

(as) jober as a sudge 

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)

Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

(as) jober as a sudge by Light Joker October 19, 2004

thick as pigs shit

Peter Andre and Joey Essex

Peter Andre is as thick as pigs shit

thick as pigs shit by banana22010 December 26, 2013

the might-as-well shave 

when a guy is balding or his hairline is receding, so he just shaves the whole thing because he'd "might as well" just shave the whole thing.

jane: "whoa! what happened? your comb over... it's gone!"

john: "yep, I finally accepted the fact that I'm no Amy Winehouse, and went for the might-as-well shave."

the might-as-well shave by chavalita January 23, 2008