Rotten Anus

Rotten Anus is the medical term used when describing someone who has the power to kill whole forests by expelling the toxic fumes from his or her bowels. Over time the persons anus will become so rotten that medical attention may be required. Please note that Rotten Anus can, and has, caused those around the sick individual to vomit and go into seizure.

Well we had to share a room, and I can't believe I've been exposed to Rotten Anus. That stank woke me up in the middle of the night. I thought terrorists were dropping mustard gas on the hotel. Jeeze, I mean, I feel bad for people with major medical issues, but this is just horrendous. My entire nasal passages have now been exposed to the deadly Rotten Anus. Will I ever make it to 40? Damn-death by Rotten Anus. Shitty.

Rotten Anus by F'ed Up October 11, 2007

Smoke Anus

noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.

verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"

"Dude did you just smoke anus?"

Smoke Anus by Nina Rees June 14, 2008

glass anus 

A term that gay men use to describe a guy who can't take much rear-end action without bleeding profusely.

Tony's been out of the closet for 12 years, but he's still a glass anus. Last night, I shattered his rectum.

glass anus by Sidecarsallyy July 15, 2011

hog anus 

A dodgy cheap tinned sausage (hotdog)mostly contains snouts and assholes. Served with onions.

Do you want sauce on that hog anus?

hog anus by kyliemann July 17, 2006

potato anus 

when your anus is so stretched from extreme awesome butt sex it can perfectly fit a potato or other object that size.

Oh my god Ally has a potato anus! It's so gross!

potato anus by MrWolf5000 September 3, 2012

bubblegum anus 

When an anus has been been beat up so much over the years, it hangs out of the ass because it is so loose, resembling a piece of bubble gum hanging out of there.

"I was fucking Lisa the other day, and let's just say she's been around the block, she has a bad case of bubblegum anus."

bubblegum anus by oygad August 30, 2013

Un-relaxed Anus Syndrome 

Symptoms after taking a large dump that inlcude difficulty in walking, running, and most other physical activities due to burning sensation of the rectum.

sorry boss can't come into work today i got un-relaxed anus syndrome just took a huge dump and the rectum is still twitching.

Un-relaxed Anus Syndrome by kelly182 June 9, 2010