F.A.S.

Feline Assassination Squad. A non profit organization keeping cats in check by any means necessary. F.A.S. is always on the scene when a cat is breaking the law or putting any human in danger. Cats that are dealt with by F.A.S. are usually never heard from again. F.A.S. is worldwide and always expanding seeking any individual willing to "do what needs to be done" to keep mankind safe from these cats who think they are above the law. To join please submit a resume at your nearest F.A.S. headquarters.

F.A.S. is similar to the dog catcher, but for cats

by SlothTAS July 25, 2009

B.A.M.F

The abbreviation for Badass Motherfucker.

I just bought a Gatling Gun. I'm such a B.A.M.F.

by Saicotic October 23, 2010

F.A.T.

Face, Ass, Titties. In order of importance. Used to describe someone who has the "whole package"

Jimmy: "damn shes hot."
David: "yeah shes got the F.A.T.!"

by Jimmeh Herb September 20, 2011

D.W.A.R.F.

Slang term meaning a divorcee or widow who is looking for sex. Stands for Divorced Women (who) Are Ready (to) Fuck or Divorcee's Who Are Ready (to) Fuck.

"If you can't seem to hook up, look for a D.W.A.R.F."

by SmartyTarty September 23, 2015

F.A.N.G.

Acronym : Forever Alone Nice Guy

Bob is a F.A.N.G.

Bob will be Forever Alone because he's a stereotypical Nice Guy.

by newFanta April 14, 2011

Mr T.F.A

The person at work, or perhaps a friend who always has to go one better than you, and has always got something better than yours.

Short for "Thats Fuck All"

Person one: I just got a new mobile and it takes pictures

Mr T.F.A: Oh "That's Fuck All" mine takes video, and does this etc etc.

by Donnie April 5, 2004

C.A.M.F.

Acronym for Cock-Ass Mother Fucker- An annoying little bastard that no matter what they do they always mess up. Basically a scrub that you just want to punch in the face. Or they can only complete Frisbee throws on the curve.

"Dude, Brandon, your a C.A.M.F."

by TBK inc. January 7, 2012