What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.
Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.
by jethrojones November 22, 2020
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Rin: Yes, lunch time is over, but I can’t waste my delicious curry so I decided to have a btwnatnoon meal!
Rin: Yes, lunch time is over, but I can’t waste my delicious curry so I decided to have a btwnatnoon meal!
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Rin: Yeah, I know, but I can’t waste my delicious curry so I’m gonna have a btwnatnoon meal
Rin: Yeah, I know, but I can’t waste my delicious curry so I’m gonna have a btwnatnoon meal
by Tsumiki_Ayato September 14, 2020
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"bro Im gonna go to McDonalds you want something from there?"
"Sure I'd love the TRAVIS SCOTT MEAL." *moans with passion*
"Sure I'd love the TRAVIS SCOTT MEAL." *moans with passion*
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