Gay ass town with nothing to do in it cuz the rich people make it fucking suck and the cops are horrible cuz since nothing exciting happens there are like 50 cop cars for like 2 people being out past curfue the rich old people who live in vienna are douches and make it worse becuse they give the kids drity looks like their scum when their the scum bags who fucking make it like this im mean there are like 30 banks one after another down 123 if they put something in those spots that are actually useful then maybe they could get a fucking life and honestly the stuck up old people only care about how nice vienna is and so they call the cops on the kids who are just sitting on the strip and not bothering any one
Vienna, Virginia and its rich old people,
Old people "hey, you kids why dont you go get a job and stop making our town look so crappy"
Kids "what dont you just go on with your lifes and spend your money"
Old people "We live in the 4 best town on the east coast"
Kids "yea says the people that DONT LIVE HEAR"
Old people "it wouldnt be so bad if kids like you with their cig. would stop coming around"
Kid "no it wouldnt be so bad if the stuck up old people like you would stop bothering us and worrying about how good you look to the others in the world"
Old people "well....im calling the cops"
Kids "yea yea thats what i thought go fuck yourself and tell the cops I would love to see them for the 2nd time today"
Old people "hey, you kids why dont you go get a job and stop making our town look so crappy"
Kids "what dont you just go on with your lifes and spend your money"
Old people "We live in the 4 best town on the east coast"
Kids "yea says the people that DONT LIVE HEAR"
Old people "it wouldnt be so bad if kids like you with their cig. would stop coming around"
Kid "no it wouldnt be so bad if the stuck up old people like you would stop bothering us and worrying about how good you look to the others in the world"
Old people "well....im calling the cops"
Kids "yea yea thats what i thought go fuck yourself and tell the cops I would love to see them for the 2nd time today"
by you heard it hear folks August 31, 2006
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Apparently considered by the rest of Virginia as "uncultured", obtuse, and border-line elitist. As for the elitism, this author can assure you as an elitist themselves it is not, and far from it. As for the cultural aspect of the equation it seems quite odd since there is a high content of ethnicities and nationalities residing in Northern Virginia. However, as the majority of the adults living in the suburbs of NoVa commute to Washington D.C., a government and urban area it is not as "Southern" as the rest of VA. Although, as the aforementioned population is very diverse, it does consist of a melting pot of culture, and therefore are more tolerant of a global community acting as one. Moving on, since Northern Virginia has lots of "noveau riche" folk (as said by someone living in a Southern part of Virginia) and highly paid government employees, it seems as if although cordial and when talking to strangers worry-free of politics, religion, business, et cetera; they are in fact quite knowledgeable of at least one of the topics. As for wanting to be part of the "North", this simply is not true as the Civil War is over.
by Oedipus-Rex July 8, 2011
Get the Northern Virginia mug.The most affluent and educated region in the nation. Generally refers to the Virginia portion of the Washington D.C. Metropolitan Area including the counties of Arlington, Fairfax, Prince William, and Loudoun as well as the independent cities of Alexandria, Falls Church, Fairfax, Manassas, and Manassas Park. Several other outlying counties and cities can also be included such as Stafford and Fauquier Counties and the City of Fredricksburg. Having 2.6 million residents, it is the most populous region in Virginia, the Washington Metropolitan Area, and the Baltimore-Washington Combined Statistical Area. There are literally almost no ghettos or real crime. Do not move to this area if you make under a $100,000 salary or you will be considered poor. It is generally the Beverley Hills of the East Coast because it is not uncommon for 16 year olds to be driving brand new $60,000 BMWs and Mercedes. Mostly everyone is white and has everything they want. The region does not have international status as the most rich and educated due to surrounding jurisdictions trying to keep NoVA under wraps so it cannot become overpowering. People from Northern Virginia are literally better than everyone else.
Bobby: Hey babe. Sup? You look new. Where you from?
Melinda: You're kinda cute. I'm from Fairfax County, VA right outside DC in Northern Virginia. What about you?
Bobby: I'm from Suffolk, VA in the south.
Melinda: Oh sorry we could never date because you're automatically poorer and less-educated than me and everyone else in my area. kthnxbye:)!
Bobby: Oh man you're so right. Sorry for even talking to you. It's a privilege than anyone from NoVA would even grace my presence.
Melinda: You're kinda cute. I'm from Fairfax County, VA right outside DC in Northern Virginia. What about you?
Bobby: I'm from Suffolk, VA in the south.
Melinda: Oh sorry we could never date because you're automatically poorer and less-educated than me and everyone else in my area. kthnxbye:)!
Bobby: Oh man you're so right. Sorry for even talking to you. It's a privilege than anyone from NoVA would even grace my presence.
by NoVA B!tch August 6, 2011
Get the Northern Virginia mug.A wannabe southern state that's basically Mississippi part deux.
Even though West Virginia is located at a fairly northern latitude (the northermost part of WV is at the same latitude as NYC), due to the accent and mannerisms of it's people and it's odd geography, it might as well be a part of Mississippi.
Even though West Virginia is located at a fairly northern latitude (the northermost part of WV is at the same latitude as NYC), due to the accent and mannerisms of it's people and it's odd geography, it might as well be a part of Mississippi.
<West Virginia person> HI Y'ALL, AIN'T Y'ALL FIXIN' TO GO OUT YONDER TO THAT THERE PICKUP TRUCK TO GET MAH BANJO AND MOONSHINE A HYUCK A HYUCK
<Pittsburgh person> Did ya know that West Virginia is only 'boot a half hour away from Picksburg, eh?
<West Virginia person> I THINK YOU BE LYING BOY
<Pittsburgh person> Did ya know that West Virginia is only 'boot a half hour away from Picksburg, eh?
<West Virginia person> I THINK YOU BE LYING BOY
by Da Wizard Of OZ June 12, 2009
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by hairy512 March 30, 2008
Get the West Virginia Wobble mug.The northern portion of the state of Virginia, bordering DC and Maryland. As evidenced in this site, we are disliked greatly by the rest of Virginia because this area is not full of rednecks and hicks like southern virginia, or hillbillies like West Virginia. We have some of the most affluent counties in the US, with Loudon and Fairfax always competing for the number one spot. Full of ethnic diversity and educated people from all over the world who shape the area we live in. No, we are NOT proud southerners, because there isn't anything remotely southern about us. I have encountered very few southern accents here, and most were from people who lived down south. I am proud to live in such an area.
You say you want Northern Virginia to become its own state, but our taxes are all spent on YOU, southern virginia. What on earth would happen to you without us, besides becoming a state akin to Kentucky or Mississippi? Face it, you NEED us. So please, please stop bitching.
by Blair Waldorf's loyal disciple March 31, 2010
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