Thomas Edison

The biggest asshole you will ever know. He ain’t the true “BiGgEsT aMeRiCaN iNvEnToR”, he didn’t even invent electricity he just stole that idea from NIKOLA TESLA. Yea you heard it right, a Serbian invented electricity not this dumb American. He took many ideas from other people and still get credited for it till this day. Y’all who support him should be ashamed of yourself. He legit just took ideas and inventions and gave himself all the credit and everyone believed him.🙄

“You know that guy who invented electricity?”
“Ohhhh yea, Nikola Tesla.”
“No, Thomas Edison did”
“You poor dumb fuck”

by Unknown.girly. September 26, 2020

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Brown Thomas

When a guy does somebody up the ass and before ejaculation he partially pulls out leaving the head of the penis in the ass and masterbates until he cums. The term originates in Ireland and is named after an upper class store in Dublin

I was with this chick last night and I gave her the Brown Thomas. Anal Sex

by Charlie-O March 9, 2009

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Khleo Thomas

he goes hard. he has a mixtape " THE WORLD IS A CARTOON!" RT DA LINK! :) he always says that, hes 'better known as the character zero' (from holes) basically hes good at everything. he likes to have sex and drink Monsters simultaneously. it can happen, only he can do that. he is also slightly obsessed with "leggins" on girls. whatever floats his boat is okay with me.

also, follow him on twitter. @khleo_t

As Katie Glancy and Cassidy Bliss drove through their hometown, they blasted their favorite song, a Khleo Thomas original Toot It And Boot it, and rolled down the windows for the whole town to hear.

by @KatieJonas18 January 24, 2010

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