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the whole tamale 

"she put it in to his mouth. the whole tamale"

The WoW Disease 

When a person is unable to stop playing World of Warcraft.
Chris: Matt has been sitting on his PC for 3 days straight

Harold: His parents bought him World of Warcraft. He's come down with The WoW Disease
The WoW Disease by Fredric January 12, 2008

the what fuck 

Meaning what the fuck (or wtf), except expressing more confusion than usual.
Person 1: "Remember that one thing we did that one time with that one dude?"
Person 2: "The what fuck...?"
the what fuck by Mezalyth September 28, 2008

The White Buffalo 

The one and only true love who got away.
Hey do you remember Karen, "The White Buffalo", what.
The White Buffalo by coreessj3 April 1, 2010

The Widowmaker 

A fabled drinking apparatus, built for aggressive consumption of alcohol. Similar to flip cup, the Widowmaker is used in a team challenge, that consists of racing to complete your beverages. The device itself consists of 10 beer bongs, 5 on each side. With each team on their knees, the match begins at either ended, with the parallel players beginning to empty their funnel. Once empty, the player will tap the teammate to their immediate, which allows them to commence their funnelling. The first team to complete all 5 funnels is declared the winner.

The Widowmaker can also be used to 'Run the Gauntlet', which involves the drinking of all 10 funnels by one individual. The Gauntlet can be used to celebrate a Birthday, recognize the completion of an essay, or act as punishment for douchebaggery.

Origins: the original Widowmaker is rumoured to have been built in the frozen tundra known as 'Canada', at the party haven known as Queen's University.
After using the Widowmaker, a liver transplant was required.

The Wallflower Effect 

When you take a quotable book and make a movie adaption and then white girls in their flocks watch it and quote it till it is exhausted (other activites include writing the quote on various surfaces and places and uploading it to instagram, making galaxy gifs with the quotes, getting cliched tattoos, etc).

The term is dubbed so due to the effect on teenage girls everywhere after the Perks Of Being A Wallflower was adapted into a film 13 years after the release of the book.

'The Fault in Our Stars' by John Green is likely to go through this effect
Example 1:

Kelly: I just got my new tattoo!
Scott: Oh cool, what of?
Kelly: Oh it's one of those sideways 8's and it says 'In That Moment, I swear we were Infinite'
Scott: wtf dumb hoe

Example 2:
(This hasn't happened but it will, I'm sure)
Jenny: Oh I didn't know you smoked you should probably do that outside though
Hannah: I don't smoke. It's a metaphor, I put the killing thing in my mouth but I don't give it the power to kill me <3
Jenny: ???????? *confused because wtf and how did she just do an internet heart in real life*
Hannah: It's a metaphor~~ <3 Augustus Waters <3

These are both examples of The Wallflower Effect