1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself
2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025
Get the Tactical Jerk mug.1) When one is trying to describe "Gestapo Tactics", but is as clueless as WWII scholar and Holocaust historian Marjorie Taylor Greene.
2) A sarcastic comment on contemporary American policing tactics when they use ridiculously-excessive shows of force against non-existent threats to public safety.
3) Any comically-excessive intimidation tactic that's completely out of proportion to the threat. (if any)
Also see "Gazpacho Police"
2) A sarcastic comment on contemporary American policing tactics when they use ridiculously-excessive shows of force against non-existent threats to public safety.
3) Any comically-excessive intimidation tactic that's completely out of proportion to the threat. (if any)
Also see "Gazpacho Police"
Sending thirty cops to a Tesla dealership where nothing was happening was nothing but blatant Gazpacho Tactics and a waste of resources.
by Ed Cox March 18, 2025
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Get the tactical mcflurry mug.A mf who got no chill, no sauce, no rizz. Someone considered tactical, often only wear's clothes from an army supply store and think they special ops.
by garry_gattchamom May 26, 2023
Get the Tactical mug.A underhanded provocation tactic.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.
Cleetus: Throws rocks at protected animal
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!
by Evi1M4chine September 21, 2025
Get the Israel tactic mug.“When I faked an injury and tricked the other team to not pay as much attention, it was tactical manipulation.”
by Ollie’s Coping Zone September 30, 2025
Get the Tactical Manipulation mug.Because you won't stop harassing me I the fucking workplace. Cut it out. That is not the most important part of all this Dave. Fuck your kids.
Hym "Yeah, we're all using tactics. Not what you are doing is engaging in this endless circular argument to bully me into saying I am threatening you kids so that you can say 'Well then jail'. As though that is how this should work. Fuck your kids. You're selfish pricks and you don't actually DO anything good for anyone. And if you do it's to spite me at my expense over kids I haven't murdered. All to make a point about my defeatability or something. No matter what happens it will not ever constitute some kind of conceptual defeat for me. You won when the school shooting per year went do and that is the only win you ever need to get. You would have had fewer if you would have listened in the first fucking place you stupid pieces of shit. You're the downing man here and now because I didn't fucking save you right the kike boat driver isn't letting me back on the boat. I don't have to live like this and I don't have to do anything other than tell you to do it for it to change for me. So I'm not going to. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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