quick tactical

When one is in dire need of a wank and only has short amount of time. Usually when one is soon to be in an arousing situation, or is simply in the mood but short on time. Usually not as satisfying and can result in dick burn.

"I was going round to my girlfriends house in five so i had to smack out a quick tactical."

by Jake C March 14, 2014

Tactical Glaze

A spin-off of glazing, but by which the glazer has purposeful intent behind their meatriding. Used as a means to an end, or in this case a glaze quid pro quo, if you will.

Me: "Hey boss, did you get your hair cut, you're looking sharp today!"
Friend: "How's it taste? You're doing tricks on it."
Me: "Tactical glaze. My review is next week."

by FrickyFrickyFresh July 2, 2024

Tactical

When someone has a tactical gun, it has a bunch of gadgets and gizmos that make it more effective in battle. Military nuts take this too far and now we have tactical toilet paper. It has a laser light attachment to ensure the most accurate wipe of your life.

This isn't to be confused with the actual definition of tactical. When someone says "tactical pistol" it just has a bunch of fancy James bond robo cop stuff on it.

Look at my tactical combat rifle!

You just put a Gameboy on the side.

by JustAwesome3601 July 12, 2024

Tactical Gangbang

(In bowling) When you only hit the edge pin and it knocks down the whole back row.

I thought I only got one pin, but it was actually a tactical gangbang.

by GoatThroaters December 14, 2022

Tactical Sandwich

The emergency sandwich (usually containing cheese and ham) or kebab that is consumed towards the end of a party/night out.

It always tastes better than any other food.

Cannot be consumed when sober.

Girl 1: "I'm SO hungry!"
Girl 2: "I think the time has come for a..."
Both: "TACTICAL SANDWICH!!"

by tacticalboo January 4, 2011

Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.

Henry: The school found my porno magazine
Joe: Peak, pull a Ts (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently

by The Ping King September 30, 2022

tactical board

cock.

at least, in doom bible terms

damn my tactical board is so hard right now

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024