Buttered Toast

To butter one's toast is to jack off and/or give a handjob

The male specimen took out his toaster. He began to butter his toast and prep it for the toaster. Said toaster was broken due to technical difficulties, so the being had to press the switch up and down til the toast became nice and crispy and the butter exploded from the device. (buttered toast)

by Oh. Yes. May 30, 2019

Cheese on toast

It is what the it sounds like it is but it's either the poor man's meal or if u can't cook diddly shit than u cook cheese on toast

"Daaaaaad what's for tea ? " " the usual dear cheese on toast

by Minecraftkid72 November 24, 2017

French Toast

A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and burns them.

"Why does she have a burn mark on her back?"

"Cause I french toasted her last night"

by WaffleMan January 18, 2013

spam on toast

Amazing meal for all day

yo wants m spam on toast for breakie, lunch and dinner?

by BREADBIN April 12, 2004

Burnt Toast

When expecting something awesome yet instead it's super stale

Quit acting so burnt toast ya little bitch!

by Ofresh August 12, 2014

French Toast

A simple concoction of bread, eggs, and milk. Dates back as far as Medieval Times.

It's also some how magically related to Asians.

Asians=French Toast????

by YourAdopted November 30, 2011

Fuck me sideways on toast

When being fucked sideways just isn't enough

Doctor: Sorry But you have Herpes
John: Fuck me sideways on toast!

by TMB94squared October 11, 2009