toast hag

A woman who comes to breakfast joints primarily for the toast.
That old bat at the diner is a toast hag.
by Sperlhaus June 30, 2021
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Butter and toast

A fake online graduation dinner that forces students to eat butter and toast while their school is trying to pass it of as an formal event to put a PR spin on their incompetence. The speeches will most likely contain pens and empathy.
How will we be doing graduation dinner?“butter and toast
by Hellllldawg April 12, 2020
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jiz toast

The act of buttering a piece of toast with cum for someone to eat it.
She loved the taste of my jiz so much I made her some jiz toast.
by jimmybomm October 26, 2020
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toast boy

Someone who eats a lot of toast. Normally a lazy fool who can't be arsed making anything else. Or referencing 'toast boy' that was created by mc Devvo- David firth.
'Danny, you're such a toast boy. You don't even put beans on it'
by Lt Kush July 16, 2017
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toasted blowsted

when you see a fetty head knotted out on a mailbox when driving down the east side of cleveland
yo that broad toasted blowsted
by big_badussy January 10, 2022
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Toasted weenie

A penis with an STD
"Dude did you hear? Katy gave Joey a toasted weenie at the party!"
by drowning.silence April 07, 2015
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Toasted Joey

When an absolute rocket melts marshmallows.

For an even cheekier version, add chocolate.
I’m going make some toasted Joey’s tonight
by Lucytherocket December 24, 2020
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