Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show of ‘Stranger Things’, he deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.

Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.

by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

Dirty Ted

When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.

Joe: I gave my girl a HELLA Dirty Ted last night
John: Good for you, but ew

by kk_hill6 February 27, 2022

Ted

Ted is a pumpkin he wants to sell you something mostly seen at hollween his worst enemy that always try’s to one up him is cucumber lemon with his wife lime

Ted is cool

Ted is smart

Ted

by Lemonmonke_vr February 28, 2022

Ted Lui

A representative of those who are very smart and love music.

People who are so Ted Lui should be in Juilliard.

by anonymous March 6, 2022

Cancún Ted

"Cancun Ted" refers to the sleazy U.S. Senator from Texas, who in February 2021 took his family on vacation to Cancun, Mexico, while a severe winter storm left millions of his constituents in Texas without power, heat, and water.

When the going gets tough, you can count on Cancún Ted Cruz not to be there for his constituents. Instead, he will be on a beach in Mexico sipping a piña colada.

by LaughingAloud January 18, 2026

Ted-Beneked

The art of injuring oneself intensely with a trip affecting the neck.

Coined from the iconic scene in Breaking Bad where the character Ted Beneke trips on his carpet and sends himself headfirst into the kitchen island resulting in brain death?*

"Did you watch wipeout the other night? That contestant proper Ted-Beneked himself".

by Jbmb95 January 19, 2026