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shrinkage

A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.
The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
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stringfellow

a guy with a small dick.
no girth.
balls havent descended.
hung like a 6th grader.
someone who experiences erectile dysfunction.

a guy who has no game, can't get laid, doesn't know what a pussy even looks like, and is a disgrace to all things male.
Girl 1: You had sex with him?
Girl 2: .... yeah
Girl 1: So.. how was it
Girl 2: awful, he's a total stringfellow

OR:
Guy 1: Did you fuck her?
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why, cuz you dont want her to find out youre a stringfellow?
by utahiowaohio January 29, 2006
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string theory

ACTUALLY They were split into thirds (Quarks)
Into 1/3 s, the quarks are split, i need an example, so this is it.
by Greg J May 13, 2005
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Boner-Shrinker

Any situation that causes you to lose your boner very rapidly.
1. When you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
2. Waking up in the middle of a sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
3. When you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a boner. Then you get in the ice cold water.
4. Hilary Clinton would also be considered a "Boner-Shrinker"
by 1pseudonym145 February 20, 2009
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Stringboard

Some lost person's definition of the Shadow Caper's guitar.

The stringboard came from the screwed up minds of The Shad and the rest of us, his band-mates. We were just making fun of a couple of ditzy female friends. Oddly enough though, Shadow and I were walking around downtown Boise after we had a gig a couple nights before when some girl came up to the Shadow Caper and said something about a stringboard. I assumed that she was looking for the word, guitar. This was the honest to whatever you beleive in truth. I thought this girl was crazy but whatever as long as she liked our show, who cares? Read the example becaause that's how it happned.
Girl: "Hey that concert rocked! You were incredible on the..."
Shadow: "The guitar"
Girl: "The what?"
Shadow: "You know, the guitar. Six strings. A lot of them have a hole in the..."
Girl: "Oh, you mean the STRINGBOARD"
by Cameron Grzadzieleski December 9, 2004
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string

A string is a hot girl. Think of a string bikini on a hottie. It makes any red blooded man melt like butter.
It sure is cool to be here at the beach. Hey man check out that string over there! I'm going to get her digits!
by Nood11 October 22, 2020
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fuck string

A complete idiot, moron, dumbass. Someone who does stupid shit.
Tucker you're being a fuck string, stop humping the damn locker.
by T-bro July 11, 2006
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