snapping turtle

When having to deficate really bad, have your lover press their tongue between your butt cheeks, then trying to see how many times you can release and pull in the turd before pinching it off in their mouth.

Last night i snapped my turtle 11 times before i pinched it off in tiffany's mouth.

Greg: i just got dumped by my girl
Tony: what for?
Greg: i accidentally played the snapping turtle game when i had diarrhea, i totally shat all over her face.
Tony: That sucks a fat one dude.

by Saxon McCormick April 16, 2008

slapping the bull

masterbating...duh...what else would it mean

-What's the best time to be slapping the bull

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

Sapping

To keep smoking someone else's weed even after you're clearly high. (Usually used for cannabis oil cartridges)

Stoner A: Bitch stop sapping all my wax
Stoner B: My bad fam, I just want one more hit

by Twinkle my dingle February 27, 2018

Sapping

Combining Napping and Sleeping

Dude I just Got finished Sapping.

by xxNInjawolfxx December 19, 2010

Sapping

To make noises with your mouth while eating food, mostly caused by eating with your mouth open.

I couldn't even think at dinner over Ethan's constant sapping

by Harambe Lives On December 25, 2017

Stepping in my pie

A phrase used to describe getting in someone's business.

Girl: "Here comes the girl you have a crush on. Go say Hi!"
Guy: "Quit stepping in my pie!" LOL
Girl: "I'm sorry. I just stepped in your pie. Didn't I?"

by EduardoG February 3, 2010

snapping tight

an orifice used for sex which provides "the total massage", lacking gaps or space requiring harder working (banging) of entering member.

surgery exists for women to promote this, ring jobs for engines. -one can get 'crude' with the examples, but that can be YOUR job!

the machinist got the engine snapping tight!
dave was under her command!, she was snapping tight!
after birthing six humans, she was no longer snapping tight!

by michael foolsley August 30, 2010