Shit Spooning

the act of getting so drunk you shit yourself and after face planting your bro spoons you

Dude you shit yourself and just fell on your face it's time for some shit spooning!!

by mrbigcock August 23, 2016

Spoon the Hound

To pay attention to, visit, take out for the day, etc. old grouchy people who complain constantly and most loudly to those doing the spooning that NO ONE EVER COMES TO SEE ME!!

Gee I wonder why, you are such a joy to be around.

I went to spoon the hound today and got nothing but grief.

by The-Hawk September 29, 2009

tiny spoon

A person who steals small amounts of change. Typically denies stealing but change is always missing when they're around, and they always have change.

I think that tiny spoon stole my change. That kid is sketchy they're probably a tiny spoon.

by Sfghbhbbh May 19, 2017

spoon-fuck

Used to describe the sexual position "spoons." Distinct from spoons without intercourse.

Touch my clitie whilst you spoon-fuck me, Dave.
Ok, Annie.

by HarryTortoise November 28, 2007

reverse spoon

similar to spooning, but the woman lies behind the man

While my boyfriend prefers to reverse spoon, I prefer to spoon.

by TripleS December 11, 2012

Cold Spooning

(Coh-ld Spoo-ning)

The act of removing a spoon from a cold substance (i-e ice cream) and placing it on ones nipples, or that of another person. A new trend in the lesbian community. Thought to increase sensitivity in the nipple and make oral stimulation extremely pleasurable.

Hazel had some Ben and Jerries 'Chunky Monkey'. Hazel removed the spoon from the Chunky Monkey and placed it on Helens nipple and they were cold spooning!

by Munkychunky October 20, 2009

lovin' spoonful

A dose of heroin given by injection. The name is from the preparation of the heroin by mixing the drug with water in a spoon over a heat source.

Also a 1960's pop/rock band featuring John Sebastian, Zal Yanovsky, Joseph Campbell Butler and Steve Boone.

Billy overdosed on a lovin' spoonful.

by bugss6 May 28, 2006